Ash

Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy; and crazy to the people who thought you were stable #NewMommy 👶🏼

[sophie @mlrrorbcll]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IM IN MY FEELS #GreysAnatomy

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@realDonaldTrump Great idea in a pandemic . Fucking idiot.

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

I’m not saying I believe in conspiracy theories but I’ve been taking multivitamins for almost a week and I don’t feel any healthier.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of honking, cheering, and melania furiously throwing suitcases into a uhaul

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@realDonaldTrump You are fired. Goodbye.

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

#delete @ShyShyODonnell

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

Oh hay Twitter. I’m looking for a temporary babysitter so I can go into the liquor store . #ThatsWhereImAt #toddlertwos #momneedsadrink

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@ShaniaODonnell1 Welcome to my life

[OhThatMomGlow @OhThatMomGlow]

I just dreamt about how tired I am.

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@ShaniaDedam You just gotta shop all the daycares until you find one you love and trust ! I feel ya!

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@MrGirlDad @Tired_Dad_of_2 Hahahahahahaha the truest words

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

I love how the new style is look as shitty as possible #GotIt

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@TheMonctonMagic #KillinIt

[Dave @thirdbestdave]

I say this lovingly, but toys that come with more than 5 pieces and no case or bag to keep them all in can go fuck themselves.

[Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks]

Stop breathing like that.

-Marriage

[OhThatMomGlow @OhThatMomGlow]

Note to self:

You were not put in this Earth just to perpetually load and unload the dishwasher.

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

It’s one of those sit in the basement and drink all the beer nights #AskingForAFriend

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

@5heribr0wn That kids needs a kick to the knees , poor girl! #sendinglove

[Ash @Smashleigh33]

If I see one more crop top levis sweater , I’m gonna SCREAM #STOP

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Shout out to the moms who frantically wrap a birthday gift in their car on the way to the party. You are my people.