.Smashley

Chief of Community Outreach for USDF on
#HabboNFT @USDFHabbo

All tweets are my own and I'm really not that funny.

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@mamaward_habbo2 @ControllableHab @Habbo Honestly I'm taking this as a compliment, sorry @ControllableHab

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Update: I napped and I'm still annoyed.

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Sometimes I get annoyed and the first thing that I do is nap and see if I'm still annoyed after.

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@mudhornhab @Habbo sell me one i'll give you 2c

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Just waiting for my golden retriever bestie @FiftyHabMiles to wake up so we can Habbo!!!!!!

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It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me.

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@FiftyHabMiles @nocontextmemes did u watch the whole thing

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@HabboUSDF 's twitter this December: 🎄🤶🧑‍🎄🎅💚❤️

My twitter this December: 😠😡💢😩🙀😢

Happy almost-Advent!!!!

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@kahteirne @Habbo ur my star xo

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Sometimes I think @FiftyHabMiles is tagging me in funny bestie tweets, but then I read the notification and it's a giveaway tag. #FakeBestFriends

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I'm here for the tea and to share small anecdotes about myself you didn't ask for.

This week:
I only slept 3.5 hours today after work, and I might fall over any moment. Must be nap time I guess.

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@kahteirne @Habbo Can I candle-lit game with you? xoxo

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How to bring up Habbo to my therapist

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In case anyone is curious, I'm a lot crankier than the @USDFHabbo twitter would lead people to believe.

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@FiftyHabMiles k we can fight

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Me: I'm going to take a leave!
Also me: SURE I WILL TAKE OVERSIGHT ON THIS LARGE PROJECT

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Not a lot going on at the moment.

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@ControllableHab this u?

[Habbo @Habbo]

her: bet he’s thinkin' about other girls

him: need them to drop the trait editor so I can create a Crafted Avatar with a fedora and clown shoes

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And I damn sure never would’ve danced with the devil.

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@TrixDoesUSDF It works because we ARE the meme

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I plan events and make memes. Anything past that? I’m not your girl.