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Words of wisdom from the Pumpkin

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Do not compare the River Kennet to the Mother Ganges #smashshits

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I had an egg sandwich and I enjoyed it. #Accountinglife #Smashshits

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So what do you think of genocide? #Smashshits #inappropriate

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You know what they say, a #mosquito can make an #elephant transgender. #Smashshits

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I've got a fascination with dwarves at the minute. #Smashshits

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Why do you need a lean #sausage? #Smashshits #Brianbakes #cookingthebooks #accounts

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Oh @josiebean123 don't worry about doing the filing. There are worse things that could happen. *ahem* @4dfourwoods #office #accounting

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I have learned 3 things today: "wet bag of lettuce," "cheesy goldfish" and rugby. #Smashshits #insults #theresaplacecalledrugby?

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Brother!Have a Jaffa cake.It will give you energy.Footballers eat them,in the middle,on the sideline #Smashshit #facts #football #nutrition

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He is a dirty dog, inne? #Smashshits #Business

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Do you get much noise coming from your bedroom, Fordy? #bitpersonal #trafficnoise #Smashshits @4dfourwoods

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"There's nothing to get hung about..." You know, #Strawberryfields forever? #Smashshits #Beatles

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It's mugging out there, but it's not raining. #Smashshits #weather

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It's just for the giggles and shits, man. #Smashshits

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@Violets77J Chris says thank you, and you are more than welcome! He loved having Sourish in the car ;-) #Smashstaxi

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Last day #Smashshits @smashgorman @tomwall43 @SaskiaBall1 @ohchopper @grumpybrazilian @4dfourwoods @Ashanthie1

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If #Newton didn't think why an #apple does down and not up, we wouldn't have the law, would we? #Smashshits #gravity #creativethinking

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The #bamboo was in the garden, why did you have to take it in?...In wherever you want to put it. #Smashshits #officepolitics #gettingabamboo

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What came first, the #chicken or the #egg? Who gives a shit. I like chicken and I like eggs. #Smashshits #evolution

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They are worse than India airlines! They give you food with like, monkey balls. #Smashshits #badfood #airlines

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You want to see my black box, do you? Let me show you... #carinsurance #Smashshits