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Stuck in an alternate reality.

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@ScrantonZack We do tho🤣

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The hardest part about giving advice is when they take it.

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@ScrantonZack For real, like we get it, you were cute. Were

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Snatch anything not nailed down, for anything that is, bring a pry bar.

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The Jester's cap affords one many liberties

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Tell me why Elden Ring is like the perfect game for me, and I still haven't got it

[J☀️ @SmatJason]

@ScrantonZack Well I'll never make you Asian food I guess

[J☀️ @SmatJason]

How long are you going to wait before you demand the best of yourself?

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@ScrantonZack Paul is short for Paulus, which is Latin for humble or small

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@ScrantonZack It's not weird to people watch, but specifically putting on sweat pants for that activity might be a bit strange

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Lowkey, but I'm deep in a panic

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My life went to shit when I stopped searching for new music, wonder what that's about.

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@dmjdex Can't believe you would say something so vile and racist, gonna have have cancel you now

[J☀️ @SmatJason]

@japennington3 No you shut up

[J☀️ @SmatJason]

@japennington3 Or you could just ask what's up

[J☀️ @SmatJason]

@ScrantonZack Wow I'd never have the confidence to tweet what you do, truly an inspiration

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@japennington3 One good thing about getting old, is eventually you'll have lived long enough to stop giving a fuck. Can't wait for that age

[J☀️ @SmatJason]

“Give me a few days of peace in your arms—I need it terribly. I’m ragged, worn, exhausted. After that I can face the world.”

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It's only falling in love until you hit the ground.

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@ScrantonZack Are they that bad?