shannon 🐀

Swagdaddy. 🌵🎈🕶

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I aspire to be half the woman that my dog is.

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I’m not doing barrel pants. Stop trying to make me do barrel pants.

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This is gonna be the summer I kidnap a pigeon off the street.

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Universal Orlando is not allowed to get rid of the ET ride because every 10 years, I need to breathe in the fake tree warehouse musk and sob when animatronics welcome me home.

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If you complete a bucket list item, does that bring you closer to death?

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Normalize reappearing periodically to tell everyone you saw THE DEAD MILKMEN this weekend.

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That’s not very Wang Chung of you.

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This place sucks

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WHAT A TIME to be back on the Twitter

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I’m sry, was that Depeche Mode, organ-style?

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Either way, I WILL be crying tonight

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@grimdarks I’m right there with you. I just realized I’ve been rocking, too.

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BAAAAASEBALL

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@kokkinos_

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Helloooo

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The feminine urge to permanently relocate to New Orleans and return to the swamps

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@So_Samantha There’s a lot of pressure now! Can’t just scream into the void, gotta go real niche

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I think I’m gonna start tweetering again

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No nvm. I’ve been under a rock. Are we generally against this?

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THE Crow?!

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I look like an exhausted mom but without kids. When did this happen