Cumfart Jr.

Coffee. Family. Jesus. (Not in that order though!). Just another Christian Mom who said boom first loving people on the Journey!

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Me when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill:

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

Hello once again, my nnnn.... *literally sneezes before I can finish the sentence*

Sheeeeeiitt sorry 'bout that my niggas

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons reportedly just saw a little giggling gnome run past .

"holy shit! Did you see that? What the fuck was that thing?

(Source: Discussing Gnomes)

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Ratts Tyerell dying for 2 hours

[Stokeman @anglopjdst]

Still think sometimes about the Chernobyl (2019) scene where the scientist character they made up tries to moralfag and longhouse Secretary Garanin about thousands dying of cancer or some shit and she tries to classmogg him but he skillfully upwardlymobilechads her down. So good.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga looks like he’s about to sell me a single redstone for 5 emeralds

[Mad Jack @MadJaaack]

@kenshirotism @RicharD1ckJohn The scariest part of the novel is when Glanton asking the Judge his name and he says “Holden”, and Glanton asks him “Holden what?” And the Judge replies “Holden Deez Nutz”, legit made me start shaking with fear

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

My girlfriend just sent me this

[Καλός @realKalos]

Me standing on the roof of a library.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

They should do this at movie theaters

[CakePlayer @CakePlayer3]

Es loco que me encontrara primero con esta versión

[The Kronstadt Gardener 🇵🇸 @ThomasAwful]

Crunishment

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@tafphorisms Yeah

[The Onion @TheOnion]

I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy? | Commentary By Joe Hundley http://t.co/VtUqAavO

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@emmasarchivee I’m not swallowing all that cum idgaf

[RETROPVNK @retropvnkX]

God forbid a white boy get a little motion

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that