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[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

@Cardinals_Live_ @BKSportsTalk Haven't needed Pages for some time. We've had 3 catchers on the roster for over 2 years basically and it makes zero sense. If we needed an emergency catcher due to injury, Torres' secondary position is Catcher.

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

40,000+ singing along to Rooster by Alice in Chains from 1:48 - 3:58 would give me the strength to throw a baseball through a brick wall

[elaine @laineyyyy01]

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

[• @yducknow]

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

Trask: 1-3 against ranked teams. Got throttled in the conference title game against the season long #1 ranked team but did enough to make the final score look not so bad.
Mendoza: 3-0 against top 10 teams and beat the season long #1 ranked team in the conference title game.

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

2020 Heisman Finalist Kyle Trask vs 2025 Heisman Winner Fernando Mendoza…

Trask: 68.9% CMP, 4,283 YDS, 43 TDS, 8 INT, 12 games, 4 ranked teams faced

Mendoza: 71.5% CMP, 2,980 YDS, 33 TD, 6 INT, 13 games, 2 ranked teams faced

Crazy 🫨

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

The reason we lost is because the supposed "Offensive Genius" could not draw up anything to convert 3 offensive possessions in opponent territory. All 3 ended as turnovers on downs. Do your job and win True Road games against tough opponents and it wouldn't even be a discussion.

[HornSports @HornSports]

Steve Sarkisian on @SXMCollege this morning:

"Why did we even play Ohio State? If we are a 10-2 team right now that played 4 top 10 opponents, we are ranked 6th in the country and not even having this discussion.

So why the hell am I going to play that game next year?"

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

Texas fan here. We are 2-3 on the road
L @ 3-8 Florida
L @ OSU
L @ Georgia (asswhoopin)
OT W @ 5-7 Miss St (down 17 in 4th)
OT W @ 5-7 Kentucky (Outgained by 215+)
The non conference schedule without OSU has a combined record of 7-26
We do not deserve a spot in the playoff.

[Adam Breneman @AdamBreneman81]

I mean how is Texas NOT in the playoff? They just beat undefeated Texas A&M by two scores.

3 top 10 wins

Lost to Ohio State by 1 score

Can't punish them for playing #1 team in the country in non-conference

If we're putting the BEST teams in the playoff, Texas should be in

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

@SVG__Collection ° BLUE AND MOODY MUSIC by Hiroshi Sato
° Now Shes Gone by Felt
° Death Row by Chris Stapleton
° Them Changes by Thundercat
° Make Art Not Friends by Sturgill Simpson
° Witchy Woman by The Eagles
° Billie Jean (Cover) by Chris Cornell

[ysa ❆ @kijaeha__]

It’s always sunny is full of clips like this😭

[Ash @AshMK1]

Can only imagine Gillian Jacobs and Joel McHale (and the fella holding the keyboard!) were fighting for their lives trying not to laugh.

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

"We're the Yankees/Dodgers, we've got the best players in baseball & the payrolls to prove it. We can't get the job done with our 300$ mil payrolls so we were wondering if we could poach your most valuable player?" Fuck off

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

The #Yankees and #Dodgers are among multiple teams that have expressed interest in #STLCards INF Brendan Donovan, per @katiejwoo and @FabianArdaya

The asking price on Donovan is reportedly “sky-high.”

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

@bschaeffer12 @MrPlaztastic17 It would be like giving the white sox 20 million dollars for a couple years while also giving them one of the best defensive CFs in the league, who produces about the same at the plate from the 9 hole, & Less than a full season of service time and a pre-arb contract till 2028.

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

The Cokecrack Twins

[mark normand @marknorm]

Can we Epstein’s list my student loans

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

All-Time SO leaders:
SO PA
1. Reggie Jackson 2597 11418
69. Barry Bonds 1539 12606
114. Albert Pujols 1404 13401
172. Joey Gallo 1292 3404
174. Aaron Judge 1290 4643
Only 2 players have more SOs
in less PAs

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

15 of Aaron Judge's last 22 ABs have been strikeouts.

[smelborp @SmelborpDerf]

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