cocaine princess

[cocaine princess @SmeliMeli01]

Someone hit a buck by my house and just straight chopped that poor guys noggin off and left the body. That is fucking insane.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

realizing so many people are together but not in love while others are in love but not together

[cocaine princess @SmeliMeli01]

You know what I didn’t plan. Getting married to a white man and having to make and buy the amount of tortillas I do compared to before. Bc all he ever wants is tacos and burritos. Like buddy come on let me show you the other Mexican delicacies 😭

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[cocaine princess @SmeliMeli01]

Crazy to me how people can complain they’re so broke but go out to drink and party at ANY given chance. Like get it together for your family. Bffr

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Getting back home safe everyday is such an underrated blessing.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

then what is the point of giving them 30% of my money every 2 weeks

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

Living close to your job.

[Linda Mamoun @mamoun_linda]

This is why Ms Rachel is Woman of the Year.

[cocaine princess @SmeliMeli01]

Ozzy Osbourne passed away. I am not well 😭

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

JESUS SAVES (you money since churches operate tax exempt)

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

What annoys you now, you’ll miss later 🥺

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This is hilarious because it’s about Burger King BOGOS! 😆😆😆😆😆

[kemi @kemimarie]

for whenever you need it

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

50 Cent continues to troll Diddy 👀

[WINNIE @winnielark]

Your daughter is 10 years old and you haven’t told her about her own body yet? Thank god the school is stepping up instead 💀

[caitlyn @gr8tlyntwt]

my hot take is that parents shouldn’t even be able to opt their kids out of sex ed 🤷🏻‍♀️

[not cute & kinky memes @cravedcuddle]

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