Your Smelly Co-worker

A regular defining of the varied bouquet that is a smelly co-worker. All people are beautiful, so why not try to describe stink as such.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

One dude is coming at me, gotta move an entire planet with my super move stuff technology instead of move the guy. Stanky

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Fuckin smelly Co workers always got that greasy STANK hair. There's gotta be one stinker out in the world with great hair. Matthew McConaughey allegedly never washed his pants and is a stinky stoner, but check that dew! Heard that one from VH1 gossip TV like a lil bitch

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Straight dumping out everyone's drinks at my workplace to see if their coffee cups are as dirty as my ass

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

"Sorry I got plans"

The plans:

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Fr tho, this gonna be my mean alt where I be a salty bee eye ITCH

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Unfollowed all boobies stuff, this profile is back to pure shit talking. Happens when your coworker wreaks of 79 cent sardines and unwashed bedsheet sweat. Might as well be poop from their mouth with every syllable.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Your co worker really brought the major league stankums today, day DAYUM

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Your coworker smells so rank and vile that now you all smell like them. Just taco seasoning and burnt turds, it's really ruining Jessica's day.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Co-worker just walked in, fresh stankin' of some rotten banana peels and coffee breath. Their body powder menthol smell only adds to the bouquet of funk surrounding them

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

The smells I describe on this Twitter page are based on real coworker experiences I have in my life. However, I can assure you when I worked at a burger king to buy more drugs I smelled like a pigs foot burning on a pile of medical waste.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Normal people don't want Epstein Island, that place is disgusting and terrible. We want M.I.L.F. island

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Your coworker releases such Noxious gas so frequently, that rooms are left quaked with his stench months after they leave. This smell can be used in court to find time/date.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Today your coworker must have taken a dunk in some funky waters in an attempt to "clean up". Their stench has a mirage effect around their body that flows at night due to radioactivity

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Dammit I thought of more insults, sry for the lewd pics that'll pop up soon from things I may follow. Gonna still drop some stinkers on watch.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

I would recommend un-following me, this account about to get real weird. Don't worry, your co-worker still wreaks of unwashed socks stuffed into a used diaper, but I mean that won't change when I go away.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

PoliteAsPuck#7355619 @callofduty #WarzoneReport

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

The worst fears became reality. They are drunk and comfortable. At work. Standard septic smell, just erupting with a whiskey afterburner that burns every hair in your nasal cavity.

Your boss says SmellyCo looks nice today.

#thanksihateit

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Your co worker lurks forth from the depths, after years of sight unseen. The depths must have contained hot dog water kept warm by burning roadkill, for the corpse-like smell of his massive, visceral aura wofts through the workplace like a noxious being.

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

Smell this then #PROTO

[Your Smelly Co-worker @SmellyCo]

It's as if your co-worker of-gasses the anxiety they create with their smell from the people around in the form of liquid sulfur. #minerals #stinkers