If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
You went running in a storm and a tree fell on you. You sued the state, home owner and tree trimming company and were rewarded millions of dollars. When you became governor, you passed a law making it illegal for Texans to sue the same way you struck it rich. You’re an evil man.