Mr. Random

It’s all jokes

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@GoodReddit Good luck finding a movie for $8.50 these days

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@AwakeningStorm Same family screaming and crying outside the door did not prevent those kids from having a gun. Think about it :)

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@RobinhoodApp Give me that swag!

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@RobinhoodApp had the countdown open for 30+ min all the way to 0 to get this?

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@MrBeast Absolutely! Easy challenge 😎

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@RobinhoodApp I don’t know how that feels.. and I guess I won’t anytime soon, since you’re resharing a post from nearly 3 months ago :/

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@dillonloomis Maybe it’s because you pay $8k for a software upgrade that you don’t get to keep forever. If in a couple of years I want to upgrade my Tesla, I need to pay another $8k for FSD.

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@MrBeast Include me!

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Elon crashing out 💀💀

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@MAGAPosts To leave their fingerprints on it in case the car flees and they have to identify it later.

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@RobinhoodApp Golden news! What would truly make my day, though, would be a shiny gold card 💳

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@vladtenev Clever wording there

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@RobinhoodApp Impatiently waiting for mine since day 1! LFG Robinhood 💪

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@RobinhoodApp @amitisinvesting How do I get me one of those? 😍

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@RobinhoodApp Been on the waitlist since day 1! Hook me up RH 💚

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@RobinhoodApp Still waiting for mine! Joined the waitlist the day it was announced. Hoping to have it soon..

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@vladtenev 1. Never removing a buy/sell option from investors regardless of how volatile an asset is.
2. Bringing back the Gold 5% APY regardless of ongoing interest rates (RH still remains profitable)
3. Deliver actual ETA on the Gold card instead of “you’re on the waitlist!”

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@RobinhoodApp Please release the Gold Credit Card to me :)

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@RobinhoodApp Huge!

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@RobinhoodApp I snuggled with my interest payment yesterday 💰

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@RobinhoodApp Wish I had a cool RH hat!