Craig Smith

New novel The River out now. Wrote #indyref novel The Mile. Will still accept deportation. On BlueSky, same name. Come on over.

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If you fancy reminiscing about Scotland from the 1950s to about 2017, just when things really started to go tits-up, you could do worse than read my 2nd novel, The River, available from all good bookshops, the baldy taxdodger etc. and also here: https://t.co/PTo7omfCFv

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@Nigel_Farage

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@elonmusk Yeah that “defeating fascism” thing didn’t really last.

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@ScottishHibee85 Aye I expect so. I’m auld enough to just about recall 74 and onwards. Even during the years of nae Scotland I’ve been anticipating it for weeks in advance. Dunno what’s changed. Maybe the yanks potentially ruining it.

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Weirdly, despite our involvement, I don't think I've ever been less excited about an impending World Cup.

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@officialgeopat 🙏

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@Detroit67Book Shame I was hoping to share a brandy after we'd bagged a few grouse on the glorious 12th.

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100% certain this is the only time my name will be mentioned in Scottish Field.

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Review of The River on that TikTok thing. Pointed out to me by the young team. Ta.
https://t.co/AVX4MK8nFb

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@elonmusk @paulg Jesus fucking christ you're thick.

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If we’re divvying up the booty I’ll take the pencil sharpener if nobody else wants it.

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@daveylittle @ayelearning This would explain his absence from the street.

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The paperback of my new-ish novel The River is currently half price on Baldemort's website. https://t.co/8uRFTwK7sn - pls leave a review if you buy it, tightwads.

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@daveylittle I'll keep an eye oot for him.

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@daveylittle He may have flitted.

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@meljomur Gives them something to write about I suppose.

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When the dust settles on this dismal episode, support for independence will remain at around 50% and the usual suspects will still fail to grasp that indy ≠ SNP. Wank yerselves into a coma lads 👍

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@TRobinsonNewEra Yup. You being a pointless cunt again.

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Anyway, console yerselves with the fact that the board have been vindicated, will spend fuck all, and Celtic will be pumped out of the Champion’s League by a team of plumbers.

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@DavidVance