Craig Smith

New novel The River out now. Wrote #indyref novel The Mile. Will still accept deportation. On BlueSky, same name. Come on over.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

If you fancy reminiscing about Scotland from the 1950s to about 2017, just when things really started to go tits-up, you could do worse than read my 2nd novel, The River, available from all good bookshops, the baldy taxdodger etc. and also here: https://t.co/PTo7omfCFv

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@donwinslow Meet the new boss…

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

The Tories desperate attempts to claw back the votes of the “wHeRe’s uR pOpPy!!!” crowd from Reform. It’s like watching two bus station pigeons fighting over a discarded fag-end.

[Russell Findlay @RussellFindlay1]

👊 Kemi calls out Swinney's "hysterical bluster and weasel words" over SNP government Remembrance Sunday snub👇

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@WhiteHouse It is the official policy of the rest of the world that there are only two types of Republicans: fucked & fucked.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@WhiteHouse I see you're taking this well.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@YoungBobRB "Antifa members" lol. Otherwise known as decent citizens.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@WhiteHouse PSA: Prostate Specific Antigens. An indicator that your prostate is enlarged. Which is pretty close to your arsehole.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@JDVance If you need cheering up, DFS has a sale on.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@LauraLoomer Excellent news. Please don’t consider moving to Europe, we don’t want you here either.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@elonmusk @spacetourist0 Limited access to your kids is probably a good thing. Not just for them but for humanity.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@elonmusk If it stops wealth-hoarding billionaires manipulating the votes of gullible idiots for personal gain, then bring it on.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@intocreative Another death book for ye @KennyFarq - seven in this one.

[Into Creative @intocreative]

📕 15% discount for a limited period.
The River by Craig Smith @Smicht
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[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@daveylittle BEHS

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@daveylittle Your daughter could chuck that out a window and I wouldn't lose any sleep. Urghhh.

[George Paterson @officialgeopat]

As all hallows eve is almost upon us, why don't you head over to https://t.co/l5aOYXeqDE and give yourself a proper chill. If you don't, you may receive a midnight visit from Angus John...

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@elonmusk It was game over when you got involved. It’ll take years to restore America’s reputation. And that relies on the Dems having the balls to do something.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@daveylittle We do tend to be huffy bastards to be fair.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@JoeyMannarino Liberated from right-wing grifters, preying on the gullible, certainly.

[Craig Smith @Smicht]

@RupertLowe10 We do. And until you and your ilk crawl back under your rocks we’ll continue to.