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I run, I run so far away 🏃🏻‍♂️🌽 🌱

[ELMER @SmidElm]

I still remember when Pam Ryan wouldn’t let me be the school mascot because “I wasn’t responsible enough.” Sorry didn’t know school spirit was a responsibility issue!

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@sauce8412 @_AlexGookin In Kirk’s first 7 years he only beat the cyclones twice. In his career against ISU he is 14-10. You act like he dominates the overall record but he’s almost .500 against lowly ISU

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@kansasjayman @MathewCarson11 @IowaSotaCykings @CycloneLarry69 Okay but did y’all win? Adjust. Iowa State is technically playing with the guy who was suppose to be the backup this year, but we aren’t making excuses.

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@DemonAndy55 @CyGradCyDad @RobSandIA Summers off? You don’t want the surplus of the tax payers to go to bettering the education system in the State of Iowa? The less teachers make the less go into that profession. That blows my mind that you wouldn’t support your wife who is a teacher to make more money…

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@DemonAndy55 @CyGradCyDad @RobSandIA Teachers are underpaid. Driving the major highways are different than driving the roads that have heavy farm equipment on them.

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@GroverZach That dude graduated from ISU. He’s an absolute clown. Wasn’t the whole country dealing with COVID? Not like those schools listed just magically didn’t deal with COVID…

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@Mhammer155 @lasvegas11428 @misterio54 @ForIForSForever LOOOL he pulled a game from 2017… 6 years ago!lHaaaa nobody on the current roster was on that team…”wInS CoMe HArD At ISU” ISU won a NY6 bowl in that time and finished in the top 10. Remind me when the last time y’all did that.

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@IASTATEAD @CycloneATH @Big12Conference @brettyormark Maybe they can take some of that money to pay for reliable replay equipment & above average ref’s who do not constantly make embarrassing calls..

[CT @CTthaThor]

Though it was tough, you held on!! Congratulations for your accomplishment! I've never been so proud! @SmidElm keep striving for greatness!

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@BarstoolBig12 Since that was such a malicious targeting call, does that mean the WR is in concussion protocol? Or was it not bad enough for that? Really about players safety right?

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@31point81 @AllenLazard The sad thing is we’ve seen him on and off the screen about 15 times in a 5min span, we get it @espn

[ELMER @SmidElm]

Here we are praying for him yet again! 7 years apart!

[ELMER @SmidElm]

A short 2 weeks ago today we had to #prayforgoat and our prayers were answered as he made a speedy recovery!! #prayforgoat

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@ronoIogy @LAjeremycharles @SportsCenter @AB84 Who?

[Chris Montano @gswchris]

a message from Klay Thompson:

[Coach Dee Brown @CoachDee23]

Great seeing some Triton Alums supporting the Webster City Firecracker 5k, oops, COVID 3k prediction run!! Happy Independence Day Everyone!!

#AlwaysATriton #ICXCTF

[ELMER @SmidElm]

I’ve been shopping with my sister for like 3 hours now and I’ve made 4 Vine references and she hasn’t gotten/acknowledged any of them...I’m a national treasure and it’s going unnoticed. Completely uncalled for!!

[ELMER @SmidElm]

Hey @50Mejri could you please shoot the ball on @NBA2K when you’re in the paint, I am losing perfectly passed assists because you won’t shoot the gosh dang ball, you are single handedly wrecking my 2K grade !!

[ELMER @SmidElm]

KANSAS CITY, WHATS UP?!

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KANSAS CITY, WHATS UP?!

[ELMER @SmidElm]

@_AlexGookin Brody Purdy better show up in a speedo that says “Cougar Killer” on the back