Mr Good Mustache

He's just this guy, you know?

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill'em all!

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

So many hot women everywhere!

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

if you give a fish a man

[No Strings On Me @NoStrings_on_Me]

Overhead from a guy in his twenties today at the office

If I had a dollar for every girl who didn’t find me attractive, girls would find me attractive

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

@JaniceA91439399 @memeticsisyphus Incorrect. In your perfect vision maybe, but nowhere near reality. The further you dig into your fantasy the worse you'll find yourself. We all hope you'll wake up soo.

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

@Polymarket It was me personally that did this to France.

I’ll make it twice as bad if they keep talking shit.

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Dedication is being able to keep a Promise to Yourself 💎 Easier said than done…. But EVERYTHING is easier said that done 💎

[Slim Plimsoll @slimplimsoll]

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

🇺🇸❤️

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

@SinclairNorton You were right.

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

Not even sure seeing tits would fix me, unless...

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

@angryginge13 Bwahahahaha! You're a cunt.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Not once has a bird fucked a bee

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

glitter? nope!

stars!!!

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

LOOK AT THIS VIDEO THAT ZOOMS IN ON WHAT EUCLID SAW IN THE MILKY WAY’S CORE!!

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

@emubrigadier @annemouse22 Not an answer.

[Mr Good Mustache @SmidiotPrime]

@EleganteStache @emubrigadier Exactly. The rest of the world needs us, not the inverse.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.