James Smiff Jr

D3 Baseball guy
‘Cac Fanatic
PE Private Equity

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

To all the dorm laundry room terrorists out there I’m gonna start slowly throwing your clothes away as they sit there rotting. Have some #feel

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

@kingofthecac Sounds like a roommate of mine except we were one floor above the dining hall 😬

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

How lazy can you be to live a minute walk from the dining hall, door dash to your dorm, and not go get your food. These #CACers got unlimited funding #fairs

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

@colebcoolidge 1 hour 40 minutes is rookie numbers kid, try jerkin it for an entire Sunday afternoon after striking out the entire weekend at the bars

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Gotta love larping my small elite liberal arts school hoodie at the local state school that I’m “supplementing my education” at with a class about alcohol. Yeah I play #D3 baseball, yeah I’m better than you all, what about it?

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Taking a shit in the middle of class at a liberal arts school might be bottom 5 experiences of college because EVERYONE in your class 12 person class, including the professor, knows exactly what’s going on #nuke

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

@Tuckercallaway1 Time to find a Freshman, Tuck! Since you’re not in school anymore, you get infinite mulligans now! Fire away!

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Anyone got Marek Hill’s reboot card? Lmk #CACtion

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Just casually walking around campus listening to slowed + reverbed TikTok sounds imagining my legacy midweek start against Springfield College as an edit #whyd3

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

@MaxLuvsUAA Didn’t see too many UAA dudes in the NECBL when I played there #fairs

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

A sophomore teammate of mine once asked the GroupMe if $80k for a 10-week internship was a good offer. Maybe in the #UAA buddy, welcome to the Big Leagues 🤷‍♂️ #CACtion

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

This is a real image of him BTW

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Sunday shoutout to Aiden Stern of the #bants. If you’re seeing this just know I voted for you 74 times during the NECBL All star fan vote.
#CACtion #itjustmeansmore

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Breaking 🚨🚨: After losing back to back games by 2 scores despite averaging 300+ passing yards, #Hamilton QB Luke Kurzum has spoken out about the Continentals recent struggles #CACtion

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

I lowkey think Conn College could throw together football and baseball programs in the next week and they would still do better than Bates #nuke #relegate

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

@natalieYlight It took a while but looks like he won his match in the gulag #fairs

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Week 2 of #CACtion has arrived. Here are my picks for Week 2:
Amherst -6.5 over Hamilton -120
Jadon Davis 4+ receptions -110
Bowdoin +4.5 against Midd +130
Donte Kelly anytime TD +145
Colby ML +210
Let’s Ride #whyd3

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

BREAKING 🚨🚨: #Amherst MLAX has fallen victim to the usage of AI #slop graphics on their IG. This is an unfortunate hit to the Mammoths athletic program. Shoutout Dale and Jeff tho, total chillers #shrink

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

Shout out to all the #CACers getting buttered at Oktoberfest while I’m out here at my 9AM learning about expected values. The Expected Value E[X] of my Friday night = getting #rinsed #WhyD3

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

@Bergybrock Sounds like a better time than trying to figure out what pitch was thrown from a side view in the dugout in the 40 degree weather that April brings to Clinton NY

[James Smiff Jr @Smiffer2x]

For my #CAC puck burners, just learned what a healthy scratch was. Sounds like being on the lineup card as a relief pitcher and being told to do a chart because you’re not likely to go in. #earlymorningthoughts