Lego Conan

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[Lego Conan @Smiffy69J]

@MinxGenie Mind how you go...

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@claritadehuevos @dshensmith This social media thing is fun. I post comments and people ignore every point I make. Never mind.

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@JasperKasparov Or you could have diabetes.

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@YesterdaysBrit1 I always wondered why Bob Monkhouse was on the cover of the British Paratrops box.

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@ScottMcCreaWest The Return of Swamp Thing director Jim Wynorski fell out with Jourdan, wanting Louis to refer to the character of Miss Poinsettia as "Points". Jourdan refused because the nickname referred to her breasts. Wynorski then asked Jourdan, "Weren't you just in a movie called Octopussy?

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@ScottMcCreaWest It's my friend Peter's favourite Bond film. I wondered if he was an extra in it but he says no (his sister worked at Pinewood and his uncle did lighting on The Spy Who Loved Me). Louis Jourdan adds authority to any movie, yes, I'm look at you Swamp Thing! Which reminds me...

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@SpeechUnion It's a shame that journalists are exempt from Section 179 of the Online Safety Act.

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@bea_johanssen @thetimes If anyone would like to prove me wrong I'd be interested to hear it!

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@bea_johanssen @thetimes So Bea Johanssen blocks me and tells me nonsense about press regulation and libel, which are not criminal offences. If the press regulator is ineffective or I can't afford libel action then I have no method of getting journalists to retract lies or stop them from harassing me.

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@ManveenRana That's a great idea. I think the next time a journalist investigates me I'll have them followed so I can publish their private activities online. Seems fair to me.

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@MinxGenie According to that "Best By" date you have to eat all of that cake this evening. That's the law. Also the law says you must wash it down with a big mug (or two) of tea or coffee. If you need some assistance complying with regulations I'd be happy to help...

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@ScottMcCreaWest @simonschuster I'm wondering how the publisher can be quietly editing his bio if the book is already printed?

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@PulpLibrarian I would pay good money to see a Frazettaverse inspired Battlestar Galactica series.

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@rebelyell321 @KieraDiss Ding dong...

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@auteurhouse I'm always going with The Prestige as my favourite. Great acting, stellar plot twist and David Bowie as Tesla. Tenet was baffling nonsense. Dunkirk failed with the 1960s rail carriages at the end. Dark Night and Interstellar are great. Oppenheimer way too long. Not seen Memento!

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@MinxGenie @TK42138 It's a shame AI can't do that in real life.

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@MinxGenie If Knight Rider was filmed in Dagenham...