Smiggie Balls

Booms, boobs, booze. In that order

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

As a Saints fan my whole life I have to say this is more than fair what we did was disgusting my hotel is non refundable so if any Boro fans want it for free as a way for me to say sorry about my club drop me a message #saintsfc #sorry #boro

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

@FlexYayoV2 Bargain

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No way they paid £100m for a 75 rated 💀💀💀bro discards for 350 coins

[L @Iewdawg]

it’s over chelsea bros

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Disgusting that none of the winners so far have mentioned the passing of Envoi Allen. #oscars

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

As someone with Tourette’s I BET think that ACCA people should be nicer YELLOW CARD and understand that we ACCA FREEZE cannot help it

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Tore up my season ticket not watchinf another second of that

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

#STCFC Fans we are organising a walkout next game in the 2nd minute to display the frustration with the amount of goals scored in 2 games. The shit owner might finally realise our value in this club.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

It’s four.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

#STCFC HALF-TIME: 0-2. Players look clueless wondering where to pass the ball to.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

#STCFC HALF-TIME: 0-2. Players look clueless wondering where to pass the ball to.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

🚨 BREAKING: Batthwhip not turned up to training today and not expected to be in the line-ups tonight. Heavy system tinkering needed.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Dale Stephens spotted at the #SuperBowlLX

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Pedro Pascal appeared during Bad Bunny’s halftime show at the #SuperBowl

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

.@JessicaHughes a y shots

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

@DavoSTCFC Don’t shoot the messenger but you are fuckin shite

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

BREAKING: After promotion to Division 2 where @DavoSTCFC was busy being a Mossad spy and missed all the games, we can confirm that he has LOST his job as Any and Captain!

The club is yet to break the news to the player.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

#BREAKING: Meeting held tonight, the future of Davo as Captain is in jeopardy, final decision to be made tomorrow evening.

The line has been drawn. It’s promotion or he’s GONE.

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

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[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Szmodics update: gargsgvvgahhsg

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Szmodics update: gargsgvvgahhsg

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

@c5tone @danielwardppj @FreddieGibbs @CALEBcsw Guarantee you wouldn’t say that shit to his face

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Take it down now

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Let’s see how long this stays up 😂

[Smiggie Balls @SmiggieTips]

Dead fond of kids

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EXCL 🚨: PRINCE ANDREW DEAD!