Smileattack123

Just shootin' the shit on the internet.

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[millán 👑 @Millxn265]

Series para hombres:
- agente secreto salva el mundo
- jefe de una mafia
- macho alfa en un apocalipsis
- banda de tipos duros hacen una misión
- héroe rebelde en un mundo distópico

Series para mujeres:
- sexo con millonarios
- sexo con delincuentes
- sexo con deportistas
- sexo

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m trying to figure out how we went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building AI pollution factories in every city.

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[the Rich @Duderichy]

for those who don’t know, this guy lost his child because of a faultily installed guardrail and now goes around inspecting guardrails

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Surely this has nothing to do with the fact that Bill Gates owns a lab in Columbia where he genetically modifies 30 million mosquitoes and then releases them every week into 11 different countries.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic!

Pac-Man is back.
Salad bar is back.
Red cups are back.
Booths for families.

"I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

If you see a helicopter towing one of these over your neighborhood, bad news: your town is getting a data center. They’re running airborne electromagnetic surveys to map groundwater in the area.

TRANSLATION: figuring out how much water they can divert before people notice.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

This. Is. Terrifying.

This technology should NEVER be allowed to be used.

Ford can fvck right off and so can the Congress members who voted to put this tech in vehicles starting in 2027.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Did you know the TV show “To Catch a Predator” was cancelled because they kept catching law enforcement, teachers, preachers, local officials, and other people meant to protect Children?

The final straw? An Assistant District Attorney in TEXAS was courting who he thought was a 13yo boy. He didn’t show for the sting, so they sent law enforcement and camera crew to his home. The police entered, and Louis Conradt shot himself, taking his own life.

Can’t make this shit up.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

[ohnePixel Updates @ohnePixelUpdate]

ohnePixel just set a German Record for most '67's in 20 seconds 💀

Pushing 40 btw

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

PAKISTAN: Muslim man kidnaps 13-year-old Christian girl and holds her captive for 6 months. She was raped, forced to convert to Islam and marry him.

When her father reported the abduction, the Sharia court granted custody to the kidnapper.

This is Islam.

[Tony @0xRacist]

I always have my vpn set to israel when I book flights and hotels

Lufthansa just gave me a free business class upgrade because they're sorry about the holocaust

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - Delta Air Lines CEO Ed Bastian is receiving nationwide applause after stripping members of Congress of their special priority privileges in response to the Democrat led shutdown, calling it an “inexcusable” use of TSA agents as political chips.

[Karl 🇹🇫🍺🚜 @Karl98Kurz]

Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 HORROR FOOTAGE: Video shows Air Canada Flight AC8646 colliding with a Port Authority fire truck at LaGuardia Airport.

Both pilots are dead. Dozens of passengers and two on the truck were injured.

LGA remains closed as NTSB investigates.