Duchess Alexandra🖤

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[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Your mental health does not excuse you for being a total asshole to the people around you.

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

@JenaShay22 My husband got his but I still haven’t gotten mine 😞

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Explain this shit to me. Why does my cat feel the need to do parkour every night starting at 8. That bitch had all day to do this why now? Im trying to calm down and go to bed. If she would have brought this opportunity to me earlier I would have been in but now I’m just annoyed

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

I think it is so funny that people get so grossed out when they find out people drink cows milk but have no problem sniffing random powders up their noses 🙄

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

@taylorhopemak

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

“Yea and then my eyes were pupilated” -Skyler Billson

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

@Ahhshley216 Colorado? Or what?

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Sophia hasn’t come out with her side yet because she doesn’t know how to edit #singlefather

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

After 3 long months @amazon finally delivered my book! Quarantine is finally going to be less boring @stassi

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

I’m sorry but if you weren’t born in between the years 1980-1995 you aren’t a millennial 😅

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

If Saturdays are for the boys then why don’t you all leave us alone at the bar 🙄

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Quarantined 2020

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

💍👩‍❤️‍👨😊 happy Valentine’s Day fiancé ❤️

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Baker: “Why don’t you come down here and tell me that to my face?”

Fan: “We’re not allowed to, you know that!” 😂

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

@j_velasco35 Next year come more prepared 😏

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Why is everyone so shook that it’s going to snow? We live in Colorado it snows every fall/winter/spring

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Is dry skin a personality trait?

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

Some of you never had to take the RTD and it shows.

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

You know you’re an adult when you have your own Netflix account that your younger friends mooch off of

[Duchess Alexandra🖤 @SmileyAllie11]

@rachaelallday Let me know if you’re ever in the cherry creek area, would love to see you!