Matt

#1 hater of the english.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Micah Parsons has grounds for filing assault charges on most of his pass rushes but can’t get an NFL flag.

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Fucking ridiculous that it’s illegal to walk around outside with a beer

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

Chicago got a pope before a 4,000 yard passer

[twicrates 5’8.375 @twicrates]

boomers will look you dead in the eye and say lifes tough meanwhile they literally fumbled fucking everything

[Adam @adam_major1]

Farmers have had a lot of days off this year for people who claim they can never take a day off

[Eli 🍚 @EliLikesRice]

$163 billion in unpaid taxes. The rich are a useless drain on society, not paying their fair share. They’re the useless freeloaders, not the family relying on food stamps

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

I hate america but I hate texas the most. I can't stand how they act like they're rugged frontier cowboys when their entire state is one big suburb. The most adversity a texan faces is being too obese to make it to the bucees jerky bar

[madison @madison_tayt]

yall don’t get to make fun of us for being fatties who eat burgers and then turn around and say we don’t know what is and is not a burger

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

The poor have always worked harder than the rich.

[Zach Hazard 🪨 @zach_hazard]

Every OSHA regulation is written in blood. Only an absolute moron would try to abolish OSHA.

[Edwin🎙️ @EdwinSphere]

So the referees said they will give the Eagles a touchdown for trying to stop the Tush Push because they said the Commanders are intentionally trying to prevent a score? This league is SOOO bad now. It’s worst than the NBA.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

luv is love

[Alex Scherer @Alex_Scherer93]

How do you not call pass interference on that ? The receiver is getting run over before the ball even gets there...refs in Philly's pocket per usual. Am I doing this right?

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

And yall be having these dogs in Texas and Florida

[Peter @peterrcliff]

3 people died today in a school shooting in Wisconsin. Nothing will happen as a result of their deaths. 1 rich guy gets killed and the entire country is moving mountains like we’ve never seen before. Fuck, this shit just gets so tiring.