smiley riley

Terrible whistler, Real Housewife devotee, Intersectionality advocate, Agatha Christie addiction

[smiley riley @SmileyRiley74]

@Louise_Tea_ I’m embarrassed for him

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[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Back in Black. With a hint of red.

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@charltonbrooker @blackmirror Don’t tease us

[Laura Richards BSc MSc MBPsS @thecrimeanalyst]

WHOA! 22 years on & WE DID IT! The devil is in the detail but finally it will happen.Serial domestic abusers & stalkers will be proactively identified assessed & managed just like sex offenders! @ZDronfield @LabourRoyall @stellacreasy @jessphillips https://t.co/UHAloY5cBx

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@StarWhovian @MariaPollock18 I think 10 million people might disagree with you on the ‘not good television’ bit but you can’t please everybody.

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@StarWhovian @MariaPollock18 I loved the fact that she casually solved a murder as a btw whilst packing up her desk. She’s a great police officer because she has strong community links and that’s why she gets results. That scene wasn’t lazy writing - it was there to make that point one final time

[smiley riley @SmileyRiley74]

@nadhimzahawi Pay your taxes

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@Louise_Tea_ Really doubling down on his misogyny

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@Louise_Tea_ @IntrovertProbss One of the best days of my life

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

Retweet if you think big media channels have a responsibility, when women are dying every three days from misogyny and male violence, not to legitimise and embolden abusive misogynistic views.

ITV should fire Jeremy Clarkson.

[smiley riley @SmileyRiley74]

@tomhfh Not anymore

[smiley riley @SmileyRiley74]

Summer haiku
Tis no greater love
Than twixt the menopausal
And their new desk fan
#summernights #heatwave

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

Dear @thetimes

Can you please tell me why my print copy of today’s paper is different to the epaper on page 5?

The story about the PM trying to get his now wife appointed to a top job when she was his mistress has been swapped to ludicrous claims about EU judges.

[Louise Thompson @Louise_Tea_]

Ever wondered what the hell is all this mindful art stuff?

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[Brendan May @bmay]

Love how Tories started the week trying to destroy the decent and authentic Angela Rayner by pretending she was sexualising herself for political gain, and ended the week losing yet another MP because he aroused himself whilst pretending to be exploring agricultural machinery.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight.

We will all need the NHS at some point in our lives, so let's all come together to protect it.