Smiling Grouch

A dumbass trying her best. Queer. She/her. Currently (still) stuck on: JJBA.

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NFTs are just MLMs for men.

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@Skweezy Oh my god, yes!

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@what_eats_owls Better give me your rings and earrings, too.

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@what_eats_owls I’ll hold your bag.

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an actual angel appears!! 👼🦇

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@Natalie_Leif @what_eats_owls Oh good! So it’s not just me and my brief return to Twitter to make an Animorphs tweet.

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@BatCitrus What a shot!

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It’s framed on the wall now, too. Lol. HUB off Powell in SE Portland.

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Since none of my friends read Animorphs:

Elon Musk is a Yeerk controller.

Think about it.

Okay leaving Twitter again.
#animorphs.

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@WriterDoll YIKES YIKES YIKES That is NOT how to healthily cope with a traumatic situation, high schoolers of the past!!

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I’m surprised no true crime podcasts have covered Ashley Pond and Amanda Gaddis’ murder, but I guess it was more local than I thought it was. I remember passing by the Missing billboards on my way to high school.

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@24cylinders YES. I have told all my coworkers to just hang up on them which is a better alternative to lying and saying there’s a five hour wait. It’s so rude!!

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If you use Google Assistant to check wait times at restaurants, you forfeit the right to complain about robo-calls.

I don’t make the rules.

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@24cylinders WOW. You are going to absolutely steamroll this class. Also, I’m super stoked you’re taking a class on comics? It’s perfect for you! I hope it’s fun and helps you learn a lot

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Good Morning, trees!

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@jeffparker I’ve listened to Jeff Wayne’s rock opera too many times to not get that reference.

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@hawkins_becky Hopefully the kids who have fun with it will influence the too-cool kids. Life’s more fun when you roll with things :)

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@MyntyFresh Forgot to mention that the green screen was a social distanced souvenir photo. No, I did not keep it. I think about drawing a recreation a lot, but it’s going to be The Worst 😂

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@MyntyFresh Come talk to me when you’ve flashed left titty in front of the detective who caught the Nightstalker, at least thirty people, AND accidentally had your green dress camo you into the greenscreen background so your face and your boob are highlighted.

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Wishing all Kirby fans a very wonderful day.

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@MyntyFresh Worst moment of my life and also probably the funniest. I pray every day that bar’s low enough that I don’t somehow limbo under it 😂

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@CassidyStone1 This is so, so cute!!