Capt. James Delirious Smirk

Captains Log, Stardate 102018.7

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@YourValorie_of Them titties just so IRRESISTIBLY PERFECT!! 10/10 ❤️‍🔥🔥❤️‍🔥🔥

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@BellucciFan_X Absolutely Exquisite Specimen of The Perfect Female Form 💯🔥❤️‍🔥💯🔥❤️‍🔥 10/10🥰😍💯🥰😍💯

[Ben Owen™️ @hrkbenowen]

Sophie calls it like it is: racism.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Trump has stated 106 times that he defeated Iran.

🇺🇸Trump has stated 95 times that Iran is destroyed.

🇺🇸Trump has stated 88 times that a deal is imminent.

🇺🇸Trump has stated 75 times that the Strait of Hormuz is open.

Fact: This serial liar has achieved nothing yet. He is just playing with the stock market.

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@suemcco11 Loving your amazing endless bikini rotation babe! So many colors on that sexy tanned lil body 💯🔥❤️‍🔥

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Listen up Fuckface: This “you’re either with me or you’re a communist” crap is just textbook authoritarian bullshit.

Teaching history isn’t “attacking the future.” Propaganda is.

And you’ve been serving it up nonstop, you demented fucking douche nozzle.

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@MonBelarchive FLAWLESS BEAUTY & ELEGANCE ❤️‍🔥🥰😍💯😍🥰❤️‍🔥

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

LOCK EM UP! ALL OF THEM. ESPECIALLY DEMENTIA GRANDPA

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

ONE OF THE LOUDEST RENDITIONS OF THE MEXICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM EVER HEARD.

AN INDESCRIBABLE FEELING.

ABSOLUTE GOOSEBUMPS. ❤️🏆🏟️

[Russia X 🇷🇺 @Rusia_HD]

🚨American journalist Ana Kasparian:

​"Israel is a despicable country built on lies and lands drenched in blood."

​The whole world is aware of the truth

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

The sexiest program in the Matrix 🔥❤️‍🔥❤️🥰😍💯

[. @fivestars5s]

Monica Bellucci as Persephone in The Matrix Reloaded (2003) and The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@suemcco11 Unintentional American flag colors with turquoise blue waters! ❤️‍🔥🔥❤️‍🔥🔥

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@chlobain2 HUGE market for preggo 🌽 out here? Lactating mommy milkers bring all tje boys to the yard

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@jessbartonvip Absolutely SPECTACULAR BREASTS BABY!! 🥰😍🥰🥰🥰

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@YourValorie_of Absolutely fantastic mammaries baby💯🔥😍❤️🔥😍❤️

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@suemcco11 Love to cheer for the underdogs

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@Zoey_sweetgirl 💯🔥😍❤️🌹🔥😍❤️

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@suemcco11 YES YES YES! THAT MY FAV COLOR 🩵🩵🩵 Sue!!
In America 🇺🇸 that would be called Carolina Blue after the University of North Carolina Tar Heels mascot colors.
It looks absolutely ravishing on your sexy gorgeous body! 💯🩵🔥🩵😍🩵❤️🩵

[Capt. James Delirious Smirk @SmirkCapt]

@chlobain2 More like BUMP, BUMP, Bump!! 💯❤️🔥😍🌹