Smirk Ferentz

Life isn't about the destination. And it's not about the journey. It's about showing up to work and paying your bills on time.

[Smirk Ferentz @SmirkFerentz]

I love this game

[MarkEmmert @MarkEmmert]

Ferentz says it will be a three-man punting competition this spring and summer. (!!!!)

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@PardonMyTake @TheIowaHawkeyes New flip phone. Who dis?

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Got my doc on speed dial in case this game lasts more than 4 hours

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I would like to apologize to Hawkeye fans. I've been drinking.

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This Maryland game's going in the spank bank just behind Penn State 2004.

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I've been saving that swinging gate play for the right situation since 2000. And it will absolutely work again when I use it next in 2038.

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Can't get enough of these punts. My kind of game!
#CyHawk

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When my neighbors form a Home Owners Association and take me to court to force me to join, I have a new version of The Wave for them.

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C'mon boys. Need that 7 game win bonus.

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ISU Texas might be the greatest game I've ever witnessed
#PuntingIsWinning

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ISU trying to get on my good side
#PuntFromThe33

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Shout out to my boy Neil Cornrich https://t.co/UMYRQMcjIz

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kirk Ferentz makes the list of college football’s most overpaid coaches https://t.co/IHS0aGRWMH

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Was by myself, the bartender called last call, the lights went up. Saw lonely Ken in a booth. Slammed the rest of my beer and wandered over.

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Looking for a scholarship punter, a pref walk-on punter and two or three reg walk-on punters to round out this class. https://t.co/Md59flPC7V

[Blair Sanderson @BlairASanderson]

Iowa is visiting Under Armour All-American punter Joe Doyle tomorrow. Likely to sign a scholarship punter in 2017 https://t.co/aMuBSOwdDP

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The new offense will be completely revamped: unpredictable, explosive, exciting and tailored around the skills of our players.

*snort*

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We had a 2-time AA Jim Thorpe Award winner, an NFL QB, 2 1000-yd rushers, line voted best in nation and went 8-5. Why make changes?

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All Mary has to do is whisper 'Coluzzi' and it's on.

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So that's what happens when you stick with your backup who's winning even when your starter is back healthy.

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Congratulations to Jeff Fisher on his contract extension. Well done.

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Oh shoot. Forgot we had Akrum on that first drive.