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The original Ninja. Since 2011.

[🚶🏻 @Smirk_Ninja]

Crash. Burn. Heal. Repeat.

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

Small plans have been removed, affordable plans are hidden, data plans are being forced, and prices have increased multiple times. Yet @TRAI is still sleeping. TRAI is one of the most useless departments in India.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

My Favourite Ghibli art so far 🤌🏻

[🚶🏻 @Smirk_Ninja]

One of the realisations I’ve had of a turbulent relationship, so so long ago, is that I effectively stopped listening to music.

For someone always listening to music and humming, it just slowly died.

It took me 5 years to date to realise this. Wow.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

To all those hounding for a quote -
“The mainstream media at this point is nothing but a miscommunication arm of the ruling party. They are vultures who report on issues that dont matter to the people of this country. If they all shut shop from tomorrow till eternity they will be doing favour to the country, its people & their own children”

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

Thank me later...

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[Amba Prasad Fans @goluraj0009]

@TimesAlgebraIND The power of the Lioness 🦁

[PallaviCT @pallavict]

@TimesAlgebraIND He should have gone to another shop, purchased 10 ties from there & then come to this shop & said “You were rude to me. Big mistake” like Julia Roberts did in that iconic scene in Pretty Woman🔥🔥🔥

You repaid their RUDENESS & RACISM with profit for them, Amit ji !!

[Hinna Devi Singh @hinnaz]

Tweet a random picture from your phone with no explanation.

[Ashish Singh @ashzingh]

Being drunk vs being high

[NRK @PWNeha]

Ok but can anyone in Gurgaon say they have sat next to the sea having a normal conversation with cops at 1am? Because Mumbaikers can.

Do women in Gurgaon feel completely safe after midnight in restaurants, clubs and movie theaters? Most women in Mumbai do.

Can you take an auto in Gurgaon at 1:30am and sing songs with the autowala? Because girl gangs in Mumbai have.

Having a bunch of lights doesn’t mean you have a nightlife. Ensuring people can have fun without feeling anxious is what makes a nightlife.

[Ragi Mudde @2emkay]

Please retweet.

Agarwal packers and Movers has been gaslighting me for more than a week.

They’ve lost some of my luggage and are not responding, I’ve been chasing everyday on email and phone call.

They’ve blocked me and refuse to provide a solution.

Please retweet.

[Ria Kapur @RiaKapur]

Don't know who needs to hear this but pls stop wearing a pseudo entitled personality... if you're born privileged there's plenty of great options out there to come back down to earth... therapy, counselling, friendly advice etc.

[Divyaa Moorjanni (Chinese Samosa) @divya_moorjani]

There are too many mediocre things, Love shouldn’t be one of them.

[🚶🏻 @Smirk_Ninja]

@agarwalpacker @2emkay How can they reply when you have blocked them?! 😃

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Everyone is pointing out that Actress Kajol hasn’t finished her education & I believe that’s the only reason that she feels an educated leadership can help our country…

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

He’s an educated leader who has a persona of an uneducated leader which he needs for communicating with semi-educated Indians in America…
Who is he?

[🚶🏻 @Smirk_Ninja]

@Brewkenstein Facts.