Vamana

It's not the size of the opponent that counts, but the size of his FOOT when he grows big and STOMPS you! (Parody account, not affiliated with Hi-Rez Studios)

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@BacchusSmite @Smite_Freya Aye aye to that. Speaking of which...

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@AphroditeSmite_ @chaacSmite @HeBo_Smite @SmiteCupid @Smite_Ratatoskr I see what you did there.

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@SmiteMercury Kid with caffeine overdose.

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Stomp, stomp, stomp!

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@BacchusSmite @ScyllaSmite_ Just drink them both and don't wine.

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@SerqetSmite @SunWukongSmite @SmiteNeith >:(

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@BacchusSmite Also, how is there not a name for drunk driving? I nominate driking.

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@Smite_Freya There seems to be a lot of buzz about the new relationship.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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@SmiteMercury Don't pretend you didn't laugh. Or grimace. One or the other.

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So, if the Norse sun goddess goes on a trip, is she a... departed Sol?

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@Ah_Muzen_Cab_ @AnubisSmite_ @Smite_Freya @SmiteMercury I do my beest.

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@Ah_Muzen_Cab_ @AnubisSmite_ @Smite_Freya @SmiteMercury I sense this is the beeginning of a beeutiful relationship.

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I wasn't sleeping. I was just meditating very, very deeply.

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@SmiteNeith Any chance you could make an outfit that'd grow and change colors when I grow?

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@Nezha_Smite @SunWukongSmite @ScyllaSmite_ I've taught you well.

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@SmiteMercury @Smite_Ra You could say it's hyper Ra-listic.

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@SmiteCupid @AnubisSmite_ No, I'm really not. Who even asked you to do this?

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@AnubisSmite_ @SmiteCupid Uh... I'm not interested. Not in men, not in love in general. Thanks for the offer, though.

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@SmiteCupid @AnubisSmite_ Uh... excuse me? What is all this?

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@SmiteCupid Some people don't have proper respect for the great arts.