Hades

Just your plain old Lord of the Underworld. Hanging out, doing my thing.
(Parody account, not affiliated with Hi-Rez Studios.)

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@AnubisSmite_ Cerberus is a good boy, there's nothing to fear.

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@SmiteMercury @HiRezPixie @PonPonSmite @HiRezCAPSLOCK This is just a silly new name the mortals gave me. Pay no mind.

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@SmiteMercury ...uhh.. Cerberus doesn't really do "walks." Rather, he tends to just eat people who approach.

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@NontonSmite I went to this, "Mickey D's" You mortals speak of. Even the fries weren't as salty as you.

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@SmiteMercury @ApolloSmite_ I don't owe you anything! You talk so fast that you made a bet with yourself.

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@SmiteZeus @NoxSmite @NemesisSmite @Geb_SMITE @ScyllaSmite_ Me? Lie? It's so well known that the mortals have documented it on their "wikis"

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@NoxSmite @NemesisSmite @Geb_SMITE @SmiteZeus @ScyllaSmite_ Zeus once told me he was afraid of you. Now I understand why.

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@NoxSmite @ScyllaSmite_ @SmiteZeus @TyrSmite_ You were indeed fooled. I'm quite happy with Persephone. I'm sorry on my brother's behalf.

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@TheBestonsmite @KukulkanSmite wow, I thought we were friends. Guess I'll reserve a special seat in the underworld for you.

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@PoseidonSmite you know, chillin' out, maxin' relaxin' all cool.

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@JohnCenaOnSmite oooooooohh.

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All these new followers! Welcome to the underworld! Don't eat the food - you'll thank me later.

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@RatatoskrSmite @SmiteZeus @PoseidonSmite I have nothing to banter about. Are you trying to start more drama, squirrel?

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@GuanYu_Smite @AphroditeSmite_ @AresSmite @ArtemisSmite_ @SmiteZeus My homeland is actually the underworld. You're welcome to visit, though!

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@RatatoskrSmite It had been a while.

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@RatatoskrSmite It doesn't mean I can't ask ;)

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Alright, everyone. Roll call: Whom here has been lied to by @RatatoskrSmite before?

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@RatatoskrSmite I don't know, you've lied to me before, squirrel.

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@RatatoskrSmite So kick him... all over? Can I just spook him instead?

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@Mirigeddon Do you have any idea how many men I have to take care of because of her? She owes me a couple of lemonades.