Granny-smith Blues

Stay hydrated

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I woke up this morning at 4:45 to me nutting myself #HappyMondays

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Veggie tales: thoughts from a coma

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You haven’t lived until you been shitting in someone’s lawn and you hear the front door open

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“I like you”
“Thanks pal!”

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@quadebkayle @Numba_Juan You had to move that couch didn’t you

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Jenny from Forest Gump is the most diabolical movie villain of all time

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Vin Diesel playing as Vin Diesel in Diesel Diesel

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I'm 5'8" in Timbs

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Isn't it weird that we refrigerate hot sauce?

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Do you ever rub your eyes too hard and see a spaceship?

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Me: How can life be so precious and yet so fleeting? Why are we the only species constantly at war with ourselves? I think about these things a lot

Wendy's employee: Sir, can you please just order

Me: I'll take a Big Mac

Wendy's employee: Get out

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this wendy's wifi fuckin slaps

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When Debra leaves the soymilk on the counter