Chad Smith

I put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@OfficialCocolov Done.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

I can't believe John Schneider pulled Vladdy from the game when he's a triple short of the cycle. Why not just punch him directly in the face if you have that little respect for him? #BlueJays

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@CirenV_2 Oh yeah. Is that all you've got?

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@lelulovexo Yes.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@KeeganMatheson In other words "not a home run." As per usual.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@lelulovexo I could eat...

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@kgiselle653 Sure. Just replace that 🇺🇲 by your name with a 🇨🇦 and it's all good.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@VibeWithMolly The finger or the orifice you're removing it from? Because I feel like in either case the answer is "yes!"👅😛

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@lady_valor_07 Wouldn't Adam literally be the oldest boys' name possible?

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@licy5Y Absolutely.

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@itxMaggei Gay? I'm pretty sure if a man sleeps with 10 men he's gay.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@couggarress Thank you. I try my best.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@Jessica0eh2 I feel like this is a trap. But I'm still saying 3. I'm a sucker for a girl with glasses.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@warfighter247 @Sofia50020Sofia Please learn to read. Did I say they were fine candidates? No. I said they "may" be fine candidates. Conversely, they may not be fine candidates. But I think your best course of action is to elect a female President because sadly, it always falls to women to clean up after men.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@ojessie__ Looks like some asshole is already sitting in my chair.

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Arguably the biggest series of the season for the Blue Jays and I must say that @Sportsnet really dropped the ball having Caleb Joseph in the booth with Dan Shulman instead of Joe Siddall. #BlueJays

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@ojessie__ I was unaware that the circus was in town.

[Chad Smith @SmithChadR]

@madisonclaccy9 Corporal punishment was still an acceptable way of correcting bad behaviour.

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@Sophia7x6 Happy