Shinade

I'm just a girl ❤️

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

God, where ever my name is mention, in the whole universe let's grace speak for me ❤🙏

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

@SamePlot Weytin you smoke ?

[Theo @SamePlot]

If I swallow a seed, can I just drink hot water before it starts growing?

[Theo @SamePlot]

You want to be known but you're terrified of being seen.

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

If you give me chop mi oni sor fun eniyun 🫂❤️🥰

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

God, where ever my name is mention, in the whole universe let's grace speak for me ❤🙏

[Theo @SamePlot]

In 2026, Southampton are about to watch the playoff leave like it’s just another day.

[Theo @SamePlot]

In 1912, Southampton watched the Titanic leave like it was just another day.

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

@SamePlot When you see people walking and soliloquizing, don’t ask them why.

[Theo @SamePlot]

If you commute 90 minutes a day for 35 years, you lose nearly 2 years of your life getting to and from work. Lagos traffic laughed.

[Theo @SamePlot]

There is a version of you that starts calculating how to spend winnings that don’t exist yet.

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

@SamePlot 🤣 you’ll need code to enter this one

[Theo @SamePlot]

why does my work laptop move slower on mondays like it also hates this job

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

@SamePlot Most definitely 💯… my mental health cannot do long distance relationships I don’t have money for therapy.

[Theo @SamePlot]

Dating in Lagos mad gaaan 😭

Your bobo will spend 2 hours on the road just to see you for 1 hour, then turn back home. That’s not a boyfriend o… that’s a certified Traffic Warden 🚦

Who else is dating a traffic warden?

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

@SamePlot Honestly.

[Theo @SamePlot]

uber needs an “I will just stay at home” button for surge pricing

[Shinade @SmithShinade]

@SamePlot Well……

[Theo @SamePlot]

waiting for your food delivery and refreshing the tracker like it’s going to make the little motorcycle move faster

[Theo @SamePlot]

heartbreak can literally stop people from eating and we still act like emotions aren’t physical