T. Tiberius Smith

Mr Smith is a British satirist. In exile in Canada after that unfortunate incident with Her late Majesty and the vegetable marrow.

Pronoun: His Lordship.

[T. Tiberius Smith @SmithTiberius]

So far, 2021 feels like this.

[Larry Middleton 💙🇺🇸🌻 @l78lancer]

Any question?

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X-itter?

I really don't understand.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Somehow this meme always fits and is always {*chef’s kiss*}

#Xitter #TwitterX #TwitterXLOGO

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A bird goes tweet. What does an X go?

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X? 🧐

[IUT de Sceaux - compte inactif depuis le 01/01/25 @IUT_Sceaux]

@UniofOxford @StAnnesLibrary What a good idea ! Beautiful and inspiring !

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@Mae_Westside @Cellularlinks @caslernoel @JoyAnnReid @FoxNews I'm here, Guinevere.

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Oh, and "You sunk my battleship!" (Maniacal laughter)

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@BelleStruts My mother always knew when dinner was cooked when the fire brigade arrived.

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Who likes the idea of Musk with Twitter in his back pocket. Free speech? Free fiddle-sticks.

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So...

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@HazeyDaisey17 Decaying mansion in the woods- but that’s just me.

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@OmarComing3 Pork chops, avocado, rocket salad, snow peas, wax beans and scalloped potatoes. It is tomorrow’s dinner I worry about: I saw cook pouring about a gallon of red wine into a soup kettle...

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From the “Internet is Haunted” department. The Apple cloud just randomly sent my spouse a picture of me taken in 2018. Except no one can figure out who or what could have possibly taken that photo in that particular situation!

(Ever seen the film ‘The Endless’ ?)

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@sinannjewel Our cook serves fridge demons for breakfast. I would prefer eggs and bacon.

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@LornaMarieDavid On my keyboard .., CEO PASDFG (perfectly acceptable since Democrats formed government)

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@sinannjewel Are you referring to the “China death-star”??? I can’t see that the country of origin had anything to do with mass-hysteria to do with it crashing into ... (insert name of Republican stronghold here.)

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@stefanthinks It’s where I came from. I *might* go back for a class reunion.

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Salt, a pentagram, candles (optionally black), graveyard dirt and Vim (to clean up the mess afterwards).

[BouffantBecky @bouffantbecky]

Those who have had the second Moderna does, and had symptoms. Please, tell me what I’ll need from the grocery store. 👂