Tom Smith

[Tom Smith @Smith__Tom]

@beebs_10 @therealburton12 @MichaelFleming1 are you allowed to drink in public.... #excusemeparkwarden

[Tom Smith @Smith__Tom]

@beebs_10 Excuse me, park warden, your headbands and no sleeve shirts r to f-ing awesome for this park so I'm going to have to ask u to stop

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Real dogs ride in pick-up trucks, not purses. #Truth

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

My girlfriend wants me to be Channing Tatum. I want to be Chuck Norris..

[Tom Smith @Smith__Tom]

Great poolside weather @therealburton12 #whoneedsdominican

[Tom Smith @Smith__Tom]

Got my tax return finally looks like I can afford to do stuff again with @NicolleOcean

[Tom Smith @Smith__Tom]

Going to rescue the eagle with @therealburton12 from the port hope mcdicks

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don't judge me...If you're reading this then you aren't working either!

[Tom Smith @Smith__Tom]

@therealburton12 where is this sun you have been talking about for the last hour?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bud Light with lime??? What's the primary target demographic for that? Rednecks with scurvy?

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

You always need to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess.

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Wife to my 12 yr-old son at lunch: "You are what you eat." Son: "Yeah? I don't remember having a bowl of Sexy Beast this morning." #trouble