Smithfield Sentinels

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Girls Basketball:
No one went to your games last year because of Covid and this year nothing will change.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Field Hockey:
Maybe you guys would win games if you weren’t busy playing with bubbles at practice.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Girls Hockey:
Do you even need to know how to skate to make the team?

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Football:
So you guys finally decided to take off your blindfolds and play a sport this year.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Boys Basketball:
The only 3’s you guys get are on a scale of 1-10.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

The only thing more fake than your hair is your mask

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

The only thing that blows up more than your fundraisers is your car.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

It would easy to impersonate Mr. Cabral, all you have to do is talk loudly, nonstop for 20 minutes when no one is listening.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Survives off of student tears.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

How are you going to have a bald head and grow a full beard on your face?

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

What do a wrestler and a garbageman have in common? They both grab junk for a living.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

Hey SHS Golf Team, I heard that you guys were adding some athletic endurance training to your practices this year. I think it’s great that the Smithfield Senior Center is letting you join them for chair exercises.

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

You might have shaved your head, but you will never be Zibelli

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#GIVELOVEBACK

[Smithfield Sentinels @Smithfield2022]

#GIVELOVEBACK Your fans support you through everything! ❤️ We love you.

[Robert Cavagnol @RCavagnol]

303 COVID+ patients across ⁦@StLukesHealth⁩ & guess how many of those requiring the ICU are unvaccinated? 100%. All of them. Every COVID patient requiring intensive care today is NOT vaccinated. This is a pandemic of unvaccinated people.
#VaccinesWork #OneSharedPurpose

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny song parody about the fall and tag it with #MakeASongAboutFall. Could be on the show!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@JerrySeinfeld transforms Jimmy and the Tonight Show studio into LEGO! #FallonTonight