Alex Smith

Gamer, cinemaniac, CMDR deck builder. MTG Judge & CCG/TCG Events Manager.
Mainly here to shout into the wind.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

"Homo sum: humani nihil a me alienum puto.
I am human: I consider nothing human to be alien to me,"
from Heauton Timorumenos of Terence.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@depechejoe C-G is very much the same candy in different wrappers.

B is all the memorable places of the Region in one zone.

A is for getting away to the Northwoods as you're dead tired of population density.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@ghostofthesun89 Playing the odds that if I smoke enough the small cell will do me in before the mesothelioma can.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@BrndnStrssng You're a mere fishing vest away from having a Tony Scott look here, btw.

[kylie @thighstappen]

the great thing about this season is that everyone is collectively going through the horrors except for fucking antonelli and hamilton fans

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

He also wrote that song, but in the 80s.

Titled it Jungle Work.

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

Warren Zevon making a song about a Norwegian man participating in 1960s African mercenary warfare and it not be the most insane chuddiest thing ever goes to show you how much of a master he was

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@ghostofthesun89 Old school Netflix where they mail you a DVD, but if you queue the rentals poorly it triggers sending off an envelope of neurotoxins instead.

That would fix me. Keep me between the lines.

[Wolf's Retro Kumite 🤘💪👊👊💪🤘 @WolfsKumite]

I miss when every few years Ray Liotta would show up in a film as a complete fucking psychopath.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@BrndnStrssng I love the films of Steven Soderbergh, maybe not enough to jack his look though.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@RvmSpeedwagon "How excited was he?"

Ever heard the sound effect called the Wilhelm scream?

"That's some excitement!"

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

There is a real movie where George C Scott wears this get up and it is incredible.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@BrndnStrssng Canadian actor Michael Shanks looks a little out of place, ngl.

Lol

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@arvofart True spiritual remake would still have the male lead undermine the female lead's performance during filming at every turn while the director and cinematographer considered grievous bodily harm to them and the carpentry crew.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@daveweigel Recalling the week I wanted to watch a handful of Roeg films to learn what he was about & got absolutely flattened by Don't Look Now, into Bad Timing, then Eureka in sequence over 3 days.

[chloe @wisetruecorrect]

one of my favorite posts in internet history in honor of top gun day

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@FungroveElder Meet him with visible Northern Italian confusion & annoyance.

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

Did you know that if you combine Xanax with a Gin and Tonic while boarding a flight from Los Angeles to Hawaii you can instantly teleport from your seat on the LAX tarmac to a federal jail cell in Honolulu?

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@JohnGudmann Whatcha think?

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@glacialchasm Tis the day of Nordschleife & kief, after all.

[Alex Smith @Smithwits]

@glacialchasm You see, I skillfully played with 4x in my deck to draw at times like these. I'm being rewarded for my good choices in deck design.