Smitty

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

Everyone please pray for my friend Cal 🙏🏼. Nothings wrong with him, he’s just ugly.

[Dr Frensor @drfrensor]

Oh, you’re a feminist?

Name 5 children you’ve strangled.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid

[YFK 友 @YourFriendKyle_]

Just to be clear, I don't like seeing the New York Mets & their fans go through this.

I absolutely love it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Engineering is real magic

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

@YourFriendKyle_ @SonySanDiego @MLBTheShow One thing I’ve always loved about you Kyle, you really know how to hold back on your thoughts and not get too upset about anything! Especially in The Show!!

[Jordan Crowder @digijordan]

Hey @grok

Did Jeffrey Epstein win an $85 million Powerball jackpot on July 2, 2008?

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

Bang. First pick. First round. #mlbtheshow26

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Bobby Witt wtf man

[Chris Trapasso @ChrisTrapasso]

Apparently: Brandin Cooks doesn't have possession here

...but Xavier Worthy did in last year's AFC title game

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This was called an interception and it ended the Bills season. What did Bills fans do to deserve this torture?

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

Refs: “The ball was popping out bro. Trust me.”

[Aaron Quinn @AaronQuinn716]

I’m still gonna have fun with last week and none of you can stop me.

[National Association for Gun Rights @gunrights]

We think you should be able to buy one of these at a grocery store without a background check.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

On my way to have a minor disagreement with a liberal

[Mark Stopa @MarkStopa]

My Josh Allen (over Lamar) MVP argument:

Similar efficiency & counting stats, but:

* Allen no fellow HOFer; Lamar has Henry
* Bills no 1,000 yard RB or WR; Henry 1,783 rush yds, Flowers 1,047 rec yds, Andrews 10 rec TDs
* Mack Hollins (!) leads Bills w 5 rec TDS
* Bills bottom 3 in WR separation; Ravens top 3
* Ravens All Pro & Pro Bowl numbers will dwarf Bills (wait, you’ll see)
* Bills better seed, 2 fewer losses
* Ravens 3-5 when Henry under 100 rush yds; Bills 8-3 when Cook under 100
* Allen 1st ever w 40+ TDs in 5 straight seasons
* Buffalo weather

In future years, we will look at ‘24 Bills offense & wonder how the hell they averaged 32 PPG.

It’s a historically great offense w only 1 HOFer. Across NFL history, that’s a historic anomaly.

That’s your MVP.

#BillsMafia

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

@Oats_N_Yotes Very good question

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

@Oats_N_Yotes It’s not 5 yards in the middle, so I’m gonna have to agree with you.

[Smitty @SmittyJacobS]

@Oats_N_Yotes Available for anyone 14 and under