I snuck into a middle school
Asked the students which bathroom the “cool kids” hung out in
That’s where I installed my vape vending machine
Now I make $32k a month from it
But most people aren’t willing to do the work
The Department of Homeland Security is considering the creation of a television show in which migrants would compete for potential U.S. citizenship, per WSJ
Jesus was crucified and buried in a tomb for 3 days
Then he arose on the 3rd day
Luckily, he had set himself up with passive income vending machines, so he still made money even though he wasn’t actively working during that time
That’s the power of passive income
Met a billionaire for breakfast
I ordered pancakes and chocolate milk
He ordered a 32 egg omelette
I gasped
The bill came out to $957 thanks to his meal
He paid with his Amex Black Platinum Gold Medallion Card
I asked why he got such an expensive meal
"Don't worry, I always get my money's worth," he said, chuckling.
He then went to the restroom and completely destroyed the plumbing.
The business had to pay $2,700 to get the problem fixed
Guess who owns the plumbing company right next door...
Billionaires operate on a different level