Brandon Smith

Husband : Father : Optometrist : Saving the world one eye at a time

[Brandon Smith @SmittyOD]

Hey @BarrySanders, hopefully my 5 year old gets inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame, otherwise this football you signed has drastically lost its value….@thedad #parenting

[Brandon Smith @SmittyOD]

In case anyone was thinking about purchasing sprinklers directly from @RainBirdCorp…don’t. They hide their 30 day return policy from you and then say they can make exceptions to said policy in certain situations. Your situation will not be one of the exceptions…

[Brandon Smith @SmittyOD]

Sam wanted to show off his artistic side!! #prouddad https://t.co/BHGpNQCJYn

[Houston @VisitHouston]

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[Brandon Smith @SmittyOD]

@RoscoeJones

[тιмonι weѕт (parody) @timoni]

On Friday, a friend of mine was detained by US Border patrol on I-10 near El Paso. As his new passport is still being processed with the Bulgarian consulate, they decided his temporary papers weren't enough, and after 40 minutes of debating, they decided to detain him.

[Brandon Smith @SmittyOD]

What kind of sponsorship do I need to raise to get @BaseballSalina in pants like these?!? @cougarscoach18

[Funny Bone @funnybonetweet]

Love @NotreDame and @NDBaseball, but these may be the worst uniforms in the history of sport.

@UniWatch

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Hi, it's me, your neighborhood reasonable adult. I heard Dr. Seuss books were "banned" in a Virginia school district, which surprised me! So, I did what any reasonable adult would do with internet access: I looked it up to get official details. (thread)

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

If you think blue light from your computer is harmful, just wait til you hear about sunlight

[Brandon Smith @SmittyOD]

@Jonny_Friday_

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

My response @AdamSandler

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Not the CDC that’s for sure

[Hy-Vee @HyVee]

RETWEET THIS! We want 1 million fans to wish the @Chiefs good luck in Sunday’s AFC Championship game. Plus, send some love to @PatrickMahomes. For every person who retweets this, we’ll donate $1 to the quarterback’s charity @15andMahomies (up to $100k). #RunItBack #HyVeePlayoffs

[Royals Review @royalsreview]

Four years ago today we lost Yo. We will never forget him.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

If you are against Kaepernick and BLM today you would have been against MLK back then.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Unbelievable. Just saw a law firm advertisement that said if you or a loved one has been injured as a direct result of wearing a mask with glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

So damn tired of living in a country that treats Black grief as a threat and white rage as a sacrament

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

White privilege is violently storming the US Capitol and just...being sent home.