SmittyRock309

Very diverse skill set

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@J_Lockwood23 @North2North @RapSheet Based on what?

Eyes.

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@BoobDumpster Grateful for this one. I knew they existed, heard a few in my day, never knew the backstory.

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@KDTrey5 Lebron better

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@KDTrey5 the difference between you and me is I peaked earlier. You from, well, you from any time in your career against 6th grade me would be a fuckin slobberknocker. I hope your day is good, but you forget lotion and stay ashy AF and your door man calls you “Draymond”

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@lizzielulu_ Tone it down Ms., it’s not even Labor Day.

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@711_rick @MikeTyson Dude never listened to anyone anyway. He had another one

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@MikeChandlerMMA You also got double legged by Daddy. Don’t forget that. Blaine told his boys, “Watch Daddy double leg this wrestler right here”

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@twrecks155 MY MAN!

My son had baseball all day, I came home and passed out! The first thing I check this morning was how the MOST EXCITING man in sports entertainment diversified his bonds with a submission! Man, you’re making it happen and as a long time follower, I’m proud!

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@cubsgirl1825 If anyone says anything remotely close to that sort of stuff I’ll Uber there and beat the nitrous out of them. But like, with a chill vibe and friendly demeanor.

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@ThePunnyWorld Cop-“you own a dog”
Me-“do you?”
“do you own a dog, Sir”
“Yes, I own a dog”
“Sir, my partner just chased an unleashed, uncontrolled dog on a bike”

“Shit officer, it’s not my dog. He’s too dumb to ride a bike”

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@the_ironsheik Story? No Shieky, got the photos.

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@citehchris “Now point to it”

“Your honor can you remove your robe?”

“Get the hell out of my courtroom”

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@lizzielulu_ “Looks like we have ourselves….a loser”

Ok hear me out. Picked this gif, and I didn’t want to change it. F’n couldn’t think of anything remotely funny. So I merely stated the obvious but in an assholish Caruso-esque, manner. Great work on the loss. Keep it rolling!

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@RexChapman He’s an awesome dude. Started in the Quad Cities.

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@lizzielulu_ I swear this gif is fitting for everything

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@lizzielulu_ I see a giant ball

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@Set_Holmgren @AdamSchefter She’s the worst person in the world.

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@tborntowin @ItsTiiffff @ceddy53 @SportsCenter Are you mocking me?

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@Amaeme @TheFigen I’m not defenseless against any animal. It’s all about the element of suprise