@KDTrey5 the difference between you and me is I peaked earlier. You from, well, you from any time in your career against 6th grade me would be a fuckin slobberknocker. I hope your day is good, but you forget lotion and stay ashy AF and your door man calls you “Draymond”
@twrecks155 MY MAN!
My son had baseball all day, I came home and passed out! The first thing I check this morning was how the MOST EXCITING man in sports entertainment diversified his bonds with a submission! Man, you’re making it happen and as a long time follower, I’m proud!
@cubsgirl1825 If anyone says anything remotely close to that sort of stuff I’ll Uber there and beat the nitrous out of them. But like, with a chill vibe and friendly demeanor.
@ThePunnyWorld Cop-“you own a dog”
Me-“do you?”
“do you own a dog, Sir”
“Yes, I own a dog”
“Sir, my partner just chased an unleashed, uncontrolled dog on a bike”
“Shit officer, it’s not my dog. He’s too dumb to ride a bike”
@lizzielulu_ “Looks like we have ourselves….a loser”
Ok hear me out. Picked this gif, and I didn’t want to change it. F’n couldn’t think of anything remotely funny. So I merely stated the obvious but in an assholish Caruso-esque, manner. Great work on the loss. Keep it rolling!