Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

I am el Numero Uno

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I transferred high schools my senior year and all the kids at my new school used “anal” very regularly as an adjective and they thought I was the weird one for being confused I didn’t even know anal had multiple meanings before that

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@FastbreakHoops5 Yes this would be the best defensive starting 5 of all time immediately even with curry and they’d also score a billion a game

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@enra9ed @c22world @TeflonDae @JOSHD0WNS @elon_acl @NeishieWaves @A3per_ @StaplesBasement @ruhroh29 Melo looks fire

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@Guttas_ What would a band would do at a soccer game outside of just playing a song after a goal? the biggest reason football bands work is bc they have 40 seconds uninterrupted after every play it would get old almost immediately listening to a marching band play the whole time

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Dudes more comfortable being naked in the planet fitness locker room than their own homes

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@BigBaller_1309 @YoungChuy23 Believe he was calling dinwiddie a drone

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@jakemalasek Not tryna hate I want to be in on the fun but what about this isn’t completely retarded

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@terrafically Being an adult has me understanding why the hell my dad was always yelling at me

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The best Jackass bits are always when they do Loony Tunes shit in real life

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I haven’t bought toilet paper in 2 months and unrelated my roommate hasn’t bought food in 2 months

[chichi @even_scarecrows]

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Telling Her How You Really Feel

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@AlmostFridayTV I wish it ended without him finding out

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I go to a dispensary in a shopping plaza so everytime I leave I get dopaminemogged by families enjoying their day sober surrounded by loving company

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@HewittsWhore The minibike loop with Thor Drake always bummed me so bad, the guys aren’t even directly mean they just don’t even acknowledge he’s doing anything or react to his attempts atp they should’ve only had Thor try it

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People spoke like babies until god invented languages and that’s why it’s called the tower of babble

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@AutisticClip Pats jokes are very funny but him just standing there letting them sink in for 30+ seconds of his set every time kills any interest I have in watching him

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I bet cavemen preferred shitting to jerking off

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@FivePointsVids I actually do think baseballs the hardest sport but this example makes it sound so much easier

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@momo_sow0 NBA players put their nuts in the face of airborne 6+ footers lemme see prime bron attempt this header

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@Mehqii1917 @MMAUNCENSORED1 Bo Nickal is a one of one anomaly of preferential treatment