Spooky Introvert

An introvert sharing extrovert feelings. #CriminalizeSmallTalk

[Spooky Introvert @Smltalkavoider]

I got no empathy for someone with no sympathy.

[Spooky Introvert @Smltalkavoider]

Do you ever feel like like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to smack a bitch? 🎶

[Spooky Introvert @Smltalkavoider]

Dads really forget their kid’s name but remember the exact @homedepot location that their lawn mower was shipped from 3+ years ago.

[Your Therapy Memes @yotherapymemes]

For now I’ll just scroll on my phone and pretend I’m busy 🤷‍♀️ #memes #relationships

[Spooky Introvert @Smltalkavoider]

Natural selection almost took me out that time. 🪦💀

[Spooky Introvert @Smltalkavoider]

Damn, 3 days into 2023 and you’re radiating enough toxic energy to wipe out my last fuck. 👋 Bye Bitch

[Spooky Introvert @Smltalkavoider]

PSA: Guys stop DMing dick pics to companies. You are not talking to a bot and no one wants to see your sad excuse of a noodle. 👀