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I feel like I should stop texting in the morning because I always just sound passive aggressive and mean

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Never send me a 🆒 emoji unless you hate me

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@v_flo246 Yup

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#eli: I would totally beat a shark in a fight on land

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Deli that’s for the guys. I’m calling it ferdeli

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Wow am I into basketball now?

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@ebmonster1 Cancel him @Y7407542667334

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Caesar salad but shoestring fries are the croutons

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@ebmonster1 King shart 🫵

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@v_flo246 Sorry bout that

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@ebmonster1 We know

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Phallic Destruction IG Reels Monday

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Then she just tried to shadow ban me. One more strike and shes out aka #blocked and I’m not kidding @v_flo246

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Today, vale started pronouncing crouton like “cru-on” and was completely serious about it

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@ebmonster1 Tweeting this after watching your girlfriend present her research like yes

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@ebmonster1 I said what I said

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Why do I have a toothache rn

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There’s an elf in my room who comes and steals and hides my wired headphones while I sleep

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asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

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Pootrid