Samantha ♡‧₊˚

I’ve seen that meme already.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

3 year old Sam knew all the words to Brass Monkey by the Beastie Boys in this photo.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

I’m sorry but WHY is @BurgerKing $17.29 FOR A BACON KING?!!? That’s INSANE.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

@dominos so at what point do I get compensated for having to wait DOUBLE time for my order because there’s a glitch on the website? They keep sending our order to a far store and they have to keep transferring it closer and we have to wait double time for our order🙄 twice now!

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

I love having this problem. 10/10 recommend.

[Beauty ✨ @Outfit_Luxy]

My only problem >>>>>>

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Anyone with the option to flee to Connecticut is not concerned with the bus being free

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

How did I end up on Marchand tiktok and why am I crying for him?! Let the mans go home god damn.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

@bigidiotgirl CHELS really?!

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Performed THIS in a cemetery because they knew our reaction to this live in 2025 was — “I’m gonna kms”

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Remember when everyone called me and my friends old ladies for wearing loafers and socks in 2022 and now everyone does it? Lol

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

I love Taylor, I love these visuals, but how do artists get better if we don’t tell them when their album isn’t actually good?

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Taylor should have watched the movie burlesque before writing this.

[Josh @lMONFlRE]

This is what I thought Taylor was gonna give us with showgirl

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

The life of a show girl is just cool by the Jonas brothers.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Getting back more wedding photo previews and crying over the way my husband looks at me in them🥹

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel returns to his show with a Tylenol joke:

“I’m not sure who had a weirder 48 hours, me or the CEO of Tylenol.”

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

@SoFuckingSlay I’m not even surprised in the slightest lmaooooo this is literally ur moment.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Getting to be obnoxious and say “MY HuSBaNd—“ whenever I’m talking about him is honestly the most fun. Gonna be annoying for a little bit about this lmao

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Bowie never sleeps with me when my parents are home and today after being gone for 2 weeks (I’ve left for longer) he’s all cuddled up to me 🥹🤍

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

Me walking to my gate after saying goodbye to my Husband in the airport.

[Samantha ♡‧₊˚ @Smnthalyn]

My husband just told me I smell like a lei, thanks Diptyque 🤭🤍