Smoke That Yonic™️

idk man 💖💜💙

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washing down lamotrogine and seroquel with an espressi marteen

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it really sucks that shitty people can also be objectively funny

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@AuntyDonnaBoys

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Naming your WiFi connection is a sure fire way to let everyone know how old you are. There are maybe ten thousand households of thirty five year old men whose internet is named Pretty Fly for a WiFi

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using the work laptop for fanfiction 👍🏻

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my favorite part about outlook is when i go to attach a file in an email and none of the suggestions are the document i just closed out of

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this is exactly how i plot my fanfics

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Christopher Nolan's hand drawn map for the plot of the 2010 film ‘Inception’

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you don’t have to be the best to be good at something

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you can’t punish people out of poverty bro

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she’s cheer captain AND on the bleachers

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bro have you even met her lawyer? he’s gonna leave you imprisoned and destitute at BEST

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sam Asghari is threatening to release ‘extraordinarily embarrassing’ information about Britney Spears if their prenup is not renegotiated, Page Six reports.

He allegedly wants Britney to pay him more than what their prenup provides following their split.

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rescheduling with my therapist via text and added “it’s been a doozy of a week!” to emotionally prepare for them for dooziest doozy

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me to my cat: you think you can just be cute? and not pay rent?? because you are absolutely correct

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i ordered stuff from chewy at 12:26pm yesterday and it arrived at 11:06am today. such service

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i need to get control of my life which is why i’ve decided to put my cat on a diet

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knick knacks are my love language but not receiving gifts. i wanna elaborate but i don’t know how

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*watching a dinosaur cover her eggs in dirt to incubate them* yeah that looks cozy

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i’m not like other pick me girls

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@FedExHelp we good now. it only took rerouting my package to a 24 hour pharmacy so y’all couldn’t claim no one was there to accept it. thank you @Walgreens

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i live in an apartment complex and @FedEx has failed to deliver a package three days in a row because “no one is available”. i work from home. there’s a leasing office who collects packages for residents. my number is listed. y’all aint even trying to follow instructions

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i just want my @hayabusacombat shin guards and headgear, man