Smoked Cheese Cookie

The POWERFUL and MIGHTY General of the Golden Kingdom!
May the Golden Cheese banners fly proud!

DNI: Burnt Cheese Cookie

(RP Acc, not affiliated with Devsis)

[Smoked Cheese Cookie @SmokedCheesez]

Your greed has been fulfilled.
If you desire to speak with me, look below:

https://t.co/SmOcddwErc

[Smoked Cheese Cookie @SmokedCheesez]

Marvel as I Aura-farm!

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Mozzarella dared to chastise me for not posting on here in a while.

We are currently fighting off Dark Enchantress’ hoard in another cheese-forsaken war and THAT’S your priority?!

Oh, I’m so sorry if I’m late on my uploads Mozzarella I’ve only been FIGHTING OFF LITERAL ARMIES!

[Smoked Cheese Cookie @SmokedCheesez]

No.
Every cookie knows that cookies reproduce asexually through the oven so this is a ridiculously idiotic question.

As for the cheesebirds, however….. I cannot say…

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I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that you dared to insult me or the fact that you’re so pathetic you can’t even make up your mind about insulting me or not. Weak-minded cookies like you are the first type of pest that falls to my mighty smoke.

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Admin//: OMG??? This is STUNNING??? On STRAWPAGE too???? TYSM

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My my! What an excellent piece of artwork! THIS level of perfection is what should be plastered all over the walls of the golden palace, not that fool of a queen’s infuriating face!

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I will do no such thing.
Where did you even get such an absurd idea?!

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@Zappy1022586 @najiaisafish Naturally.

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@PlainWaferCooki Be grateful.

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@virusdeleter Sleep with one eye open.

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… I suspect I may have gotten Burnt Cheese Cookie for Secret Santa Cookie this year….

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What a wonderful day of the year. Im just oh so glad that the golden city centre and palace is bustling with infuriatingly suffocating large crowds and lazing loud cookies.

Though… I must admit i DID get some particularly lavish gifts from her radiance…

Tch. Merry Cheesemas.

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@FOLLOWERDECEIT @TxtTabloid I was only officially released at the end of last year, clearly the fans didn’t have enough time to marvel and appreciate me.
I assure you, if I were in this years HOTY, you and the other contestants wouldn’t have even had a chance.

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You all disappoint me.

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Vote for my glorious self in the Epic category for Cookie of The Year! Any cookie who doesn’t shall meet the colosseum…

…And I suppose vote for our radiant queen too.

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@FOLLOWERDECEIT @TxtTabloid It’s barely disguised that you are a minion of deceit with all the absurd lies you are spouting. We’ll see who’s laughing when that smug smile is ripped off of that irritating face of yours.

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@GoldennGuardian Shut it.

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@GoldennGuardian Sue with what jurisdiction exactly? I think you’ll find that as General of the Golden Cheese Kingdom, I am the Law.

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Haha, oh yes! A trivial byproduct of making them fight in the dungeon fight ring with the wild monsters that come into our kingdom. Worth it.

I was certainly not born with it though, watch yourself.

[𓏵︰𝚩𝛍𝖗𝛈ϯ 𝐂𝖍𝖊𝖊𝗌𝖊﹒ @GoldennGuardian]

I unfortunately had to put some of them down because this man literally, I don't know how, GOT THEM RABIES, I would pretty much assume he was born with it and that's why it's so infectious on my animals

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@FOLLOWERDECEIT @TxtTabloid Depends on who wins this Cookie of the Year vote….

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@FOLLOWERDECEIT @TxtTabloid I need you to crumble.

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@object_showfan7 If you voted for me I suppose you just about get a pass.