Melchor Sahagun III

Melchor Sahagun III. 39, pushing 70. AuDHD Winner. Diligently Anguished, Obviously. Hate It Sometimes, Love It Always. Poetry/Music/Magic. Polyam/Pan/Mexican

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@ShutUpAmanda No, it's because they're actually gay and just don't wanna say so

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@HappyPower How the hell have you found eight of them already??

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@HYPEX But why won't they remove the damn Hunting Rifle with its one-shot capabilities that seem way too easy to hit

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@FortniteStatus Why are my PUMA SPEEDCAT WHISP OF PINK Kicks still glitched?????

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@iamAtheistGirl High

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@MadeInHonoluloo @HappyPower I support this opinion one hundred percent, actually, now that it's been brought to my attention, lol

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@HappyPower Currently finishing-up Dexter: Resurrection and I would be SO STOKED to have a Dexter skin!! Would pique my interest far more than horror movie collabs have and if we got some sorta "weirdo" or "creep mf" emote that would be hilarious 🤣

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Yo @Fortnite, why are my Pumas glitched???

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Yo @Fortnite, WHY IS SURFING IN STILL A THING???

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@washingtonpost Who wrote today's crossword??? I need names because I can't explain the mistakes in it 😭

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@FortniteStatus How long does fixing this take?? Seems like it shouldn't take this long, especially considering we all paid for these rewards AND waited weeks to even be able to unlock the Superman stuff. So dumb.

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@iamAtheistGirl They wanna leave you there thinking about them and not about god?? That's weird, lol

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@ShutUpAmanda I used to say that libertarians are just conservatives who smoke weed

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@ShutUpAmanda I very rarely drink, have dealt with addiction in many forms, and I'm always here if you need anything, friend!!

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@eavoss What are the animators fetishes in What If...? Season 3????

I gotta know!!!

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@BenFolds IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Is that you at the end of Squirrel Nut Zippers' "Suits are Picking Up the Bill" music video????????????

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IMPORTANT QUESTION: WHY ARE CROCS?

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@Ceasefire_Track On which social media page did he post this??

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The CDC recommends dying at work

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@underananchor Welcome to the club!!! I got in just a few weeks before you and it's aiight, so far.