Cynical Smoker

God, Family, Community, Country. In that order. Bible believer, Father, Marine

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The world would be a better place if people understood the difference between A truth, and THE truth. Like, A truth is that what I said might have hurt your feelings. And that may be true. But THE truth is that you're a just a huge pussy. Perspective.

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@AlexaBliz_ Only the couple went on the picnic. The children are irrelevant.

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@deloresbrave1 I promise you she loves trains.

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@TRHLofficial Its my belief, if Belle put it half the work with Gaston that she did in that magic prison, he'd be a better more humble man. But no. They always choose the bear.

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@nyame_ketewa That is not saving her son. She only risked 2 lives by laying on top of him instead of dragging him out of the road. Stop applauding stupidity. At no point was her child's life saved by her actions. The truck already had enough space to stop long before she laid down.

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@LeahRain77 I have 2 boys of my own. Kids are animals. Leash them as such. Till they're 18 if you ask me. This ain't broke. It don't need fixin'.

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@momentoviral Thats literally how guys make friends.

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@idiot60979975 @learning_yohei English is not old. Latin is old. English is based on Latin.

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@learning_yohei Break fast. In the morning you ont want to wait. Thats why cereal got popular. Grab a bite right quick and start your day. Not a "meal" meal. Then because we are Americans we super-sized it and cooked it all in beef tallow.

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@LeahRain77 I think her ass is the problem here.

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@philthatremains It used to be about adventure and microwave pizza pockets. And finding secrets in the world you were playing. Now it about drama and microtransactions. and hiding the secret agenda behind the 2 hour return window.

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@Keith3047532220 @GoldieLocks1776 When competing against ai you have to hit below the belt sometimes lol

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@Animaltales_11 Turns out it burns a lot of calories when you poop on someone's bed.

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@notsoErudite I will happily claim responsibility. Get your own plastic surgery retard.

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@kay_noirx Dude is walking on that like he's certain that if he walks far enough there will be a cliff he can throw himself off of.

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@mellowjnr_ She doesn't even have his nose lol

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@SenRandPaul So you're like Mark Wahlberg in "the other guys" where he took ballet classes to better make fun of the people in ballet. Commitment to cause for sure.

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@oelma__ I am unvaccinated. I cared for both parents when they had covid. Came home. And a month later my wife and kids all got it. I never once showed symptoms. And I assure you. My son coughed in my face. I kissed my wife every day. Never got sick. So idk really.

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@1800factsmatter That goat looks fucked up too

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@LeahRain77 Say out loud. You are trespassing. After the attempt to have them leave and they do not you have the right to use any force necessary within reason to remove them. If it requires a push a punch or a gun. If they don't leave you have the right to defend.