Smokey Tk

The sassy one.

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Welcome to my Twitter. My tweets are not to be taken seriously. I speak fluent sarcasm. If you don’t understand any of the above, please unfollow me. Thank you.

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@Kinza1278 @MarcoOlafoColeo Of course

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Well, rent’s paid … now I have a place to starve to #death

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No amount of concealer can cover up how #tired I am of this #life

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Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants is a wife who told him which pants to wear. #truth

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This #life thing goes too quick. Make the most of it now.

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#Bullies persist because no one fights back.

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The best time to call me is text message

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The best way to #reward poor #communication is with no communication. Simple. You wanna go low, well I wanna go #ghost. How about that!

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Human Resources is not there for you. It’s there to protect the Company. #workplace #bewise

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#Performance improvement plan (PIP) = Quiet firing. Start a new #jobsearch immediately and #quit a #toxic work environment.

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Hey Siri play #jika #akaworldwide #RIPAKA

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Sit back & observe. Eventually they will tell on themselves

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Money has been sustaining a lot of relationships but love is taking the credit #relationships

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Where is the snow when you need it?! I don’t want to travel into the City tomorrow. #WeatherForecast

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It’s hard to measure ‘almost’
Almost doesn’t matter.

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Congratulations boys!

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Better a late marriage than a bad one ☝️

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I don’t like hints, be straightforward or stfu