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probably thinkin bout my cat

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*like that

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Today a man at work yelled at me because I couldn't read his mind and honestly I'm surprised it took a year in a retail situation before a customer made me cry.

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Joke's on him tho bc every single person in the store stopped dead in their tracks and stared him down. I didn't even cry bc I was sad but bc I was so angry he had the audacity to talk to someone who was genuinely trying to help him

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Customers have been ESPECIALLY needy today. 🥲

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@uwillrhutheday I used to have to get ear wax removal and they basically used a waterpick with warm water and it was so satisfying

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@yiggitywakwak Loops are fairly cheap. They just muffle the noise around you without playing anything.

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Same

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Joey called me outside to show me this

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I got all new matching hangers for my closet 😍 if anyone needs like 90 plastic hangers hmu

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@dawnmarieee Good news is they didn't rot off by the time I got home

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Where the sidewalk meets the road where I work is flooded like 4 feet from the sidewalk and I had no choice but to try and leap over it and still landed firmly in the water and I'm only on my lunch break so now I get to deal with swamp foot for 5 more hours

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Still thinkin' about how my cousins kids call our grandma "OG" for original grandma and how cool they are

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@dawnmarieee @hopeyblack @hotdogharrell @whoa_nico @prettynear "Here are all the dollops about the city we are about to visit"

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@SN_Long_Live 🤢🤢🤢

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EWWWWWWW

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@SN_Long_Live While yes that is disgusting, I can see why ants would be attracted to a sweet bevy. No excuse for fake nails and no gloves in the food industry

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@Wendys why is there a fake nail in my FRIES

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I was pulling orders all night in my sleep so now its like I get to work for 17 hours straight. Love that for me

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@yiggitywakwak Mystery haunted swamp