Jase in the Hole

I sit on the floor to tie my shoelaces. I find the elderly to be generally offensive.

[Jase in the Hole @SmokinJases]

I think Ruth Ellen Brosseau has the same flop coach as Lebron James. #NDP #NBA

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@ProdigalAlex #ThingsFoundInJasesCar $1000, in blood-stained nickles

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Old folk's homes are actually just advanced-age orphanages. #ThinkAboutIt

[Lyndon Pratt @LnndnnPratt]

OMG did I just read a @SmokinJases tweet? #guesswhosback

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When it comes to beer, it's noon enough.

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Hitler's favourite Disney character?

Germany Cricket.

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There should be a "No Confidence" option on the US voting ballot this year. #POTUS #4MoreYears #Obama

[TKE @tkedmunds73]

@SmokinJases And here I was all excited thinking that this tweet was you returning to Twitter. DAMN YOU!

[Jeff RYT! @RYTJeff]

It's ready for you @SmokinJases. Are you ready for it? #TGIF

[Jase in the Hole @SmokinJases]

I am suspicious of people who go by their middle name.

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#LightMyFireBy farting on this match.

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@Chriisssyxo I'll meet you in the tent.

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I may not have the life I could have achieved, but I have the life I wanted.

[Jase in the Hole @SmokinJases]

What makes you think you can get with me? You aren't even a real scoutmaster.

[Jaz @J_loll]

@SmokinJases old toast is gross AF

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I fucking hate auto-connect.

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Note to self, pre-making a sandwich for lunch the night before is a good idea. Pre-making toast for breakfast however...

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Do people take pictures of each other anymore, or just themselves?

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There are an alarming amount of apostrophes in the Southern tongue.

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I would rather smell a burnt cat anus than freshly made coffee.