Red Eye Jedi

I put the laughter in manslaughter

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

@MartienBall Bro you should study it

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

They should just rebrand Uber Go to Uber Mosquito.

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

@SydneyLWatson Are you aware of the term “subjective”

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Ryan Gosling mentioned you can add ice instead of water to make hummus creamier and now I am grateful for him.

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Let’s talk about this Domino’s Cheese Volcano Pizza. I’m into it.

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

I don’t think I have ever gotten a good vibe from any fella named ‘Harsh’..

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Anyone else flooded with this thirst shit

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

It’s a good idea to upgrade your phone regularly because the apocalypse might be sudden and what use will you be to the tribe with your low-battery iPhone 8s?

[Gigi (is back) @mycrotchetyluv]

Thus and same and I'll do one better and name the place - Subko coffee bec they wanted the cat for publicity & merch but can't be arsed to set up long-term care for them.

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

I love how everyone on the internet goes I would never do this and then does the thing they do all the time

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

I don’t know about you guys but I put my legs up on everything

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Chalo, stadium ko retire kar do. In memoriam.

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Thepla was the last good thing to come out of Gujarat..

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Should have just done this at Wankhede, no?

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Can’t even see tweets from my OG mates on Twitter - feed is only shit Elon bhai has gratuitously subscribed me to

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

Someone hit the ball hard, yaar

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

We are all in agreement The Mandalorian main theme is one of humanity’s finest achievements?

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

@Detroit_Bluess @Timonium61 @ismael_3Js @CreepyOrg I concur, good sir

[Red Eye Jedi @SmokingsKills]

@topiskid @Twenty9United @DeadlineDayLive @MikeKeegan_DM You don’t get to decide what he gets to decide mate